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Pixel Paradise

Basically a Minecraft bedrock server that has barely any games and even if you wanted to play one 70% you have to pay for it.
Pixel Paradise is a cash grab and the server is really is awful.

I wonder who accepted this piece of crap.
(No hate to the staff who organizes the featured servers because they do feature some very awesome bedrock servers like the Hive. No hate to pixel paradise even though i don't like it, the people behind did spend some money on the server for the maps and gamemodes. Do not harass anyone who works for the Minecraft featured servers thing or the pixel paradise server)
Person 1 : Man, pixel paradise is so bad, how did this piece of trash get into the Minecraft's featured page
Person 2 : me too, this server is a cash grab, i wonder who accepted this to be a featured server, there are some many good servers that aren't featured in the server list. I wish the server was better...
by TheGuyWhoDefinesGameStuff December 11, 2021
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blame the pixel

The act of accusing a pixel of being at fault for something that goes wrong on your computer screen (or possibly something that goes wrong elsewhere). The expression was first used in relation to playing the computer game Worms, because a single pixel on the terrain can sometimes affect whether you win or lose the round.
Every time Windows crashes, I blame the pixel.

Arnold Schwarzenegger became a governor?? I know the pixels are behind this!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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Self pixeling

Taking pictures of oneself, usually in front of a monument or other tourist site. The phenomenon has mushroomed in this age of cell phones and pocket cameras which take digital/free photographs.
Michael spent his summer travelling by himself across Europe, self pixeling as he went. "This is me in front of the Acropolis." "This is me in front of the Eiffel Tower."
by David A Burke January 4, 2009
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google pixel 2

A luxury smartphone designed by Google that is meant to be the flagship Android phone of 2017-18.

Base models run on Android 8.0 Oreo. It competes with Samsung's Galaxy S8/8+/Note 8, LG V30, HTC U11, OnePlus 5, and Apple's iPhone 8, 8+, and X.

Notable features of the Google Pixel 2 include the further integration of the Google Assistant, Google Lens, and the digital translator that comes with the Google Pixel Buds.
by Underknot October 29, 2017
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pixel tits

n. Any electronically-created version of a woman that finds itself the subject of adoration or lust on the part of its viewers, or the collective of such virtual booty.
His decision to purchase DOA Beach Volleyball was entirely based on his appraisal of its gameplay. The pixel tits had no influence on it whatsoever.
by DeathBySurfeit June 24, 2005
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pixel

Verb: To add an item to a digital calendar or address book. Similar to "pencil" or "pen" something into an appointment book.
Let me pixel you into my Google Calendar
by some jeff October 14, 2011
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Japanese Pixel Monster

The Japanese Pixel Monster, which can be abbreviated to JPM, is a horrendous and despicable creature which lurks throughout the vast majority of the Japanese porn which is available online. This sinister creature only appears as the video is working towards the climax and the genitals of the featured men or women are about to be revealed. It then remains for the duration of the video, constantly looming over your otherwise enjoyable viewing experience. The most heinous aspect of the Japanese Pixel Monster is actually how *little* it blurs out: every part can be identified, and even curvature is distinguishable—nevertheless, the malevolent little pixels serve as a much unwelcome distraction and give the feeling of watching some kind of watered-down softcore porno (even though what you are really viewing is most likely some pretty sick shit). This can often result in a discouraging atmosphere, leaving the once hopeful audience with a chronic case of blue balls for the rest of the night.

Evidently, the Japanese Pixel Monster is a product of Japanese censorship laws wherein adult movie theaters are free to show absolutely anything (be it live-action or animated), so long as any genitals are blurred.
--Example--

Pervert: "So I was watching this awesome porno with two Japanese chicks crapping on each others' chests... it was really hot, except when they went to do the close up—get this—the Japanese Pixel Monster came along and blurred out the girl's ass hole! Can you believe that?? I could barely see the turd squeezing its way out.. so now I'm like... pssssht... what was even the point of all that build-up, ya know?"

Friend: "Dude, that's fucked up."

Pervert: "I know, right?!"

Friend: "No, I mean I can't believe you watch that sick shit."

Pervert: "Oh.."

Friend: "Dude, I don't think we can be friends anymore."

Pervert: "Oh, I see......"
by whiteNerd<3aznGurlz March 23, 2010
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