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Pick up a football

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A Sentence used to tell someone that they're a complete moron, and should go outside for a while, instead of making much more of a fool of themselves
Person A: "I just played World of Warcraft for 12 hours straight.."
Person B: "Dude... Go pick up a football."
by Pimp Roosl November 1, 2020
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PhilKnight

A typical wikinazi from English Wikipedia. Call the police. Jimmy Wales doesn't care about crazy criminals.
I know PhilKnight - no one said.
I trust PhilKnight - no one said.
PhilKnight is a cool guy - no one said.
by aaamerica September 17, 2023
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Pick 6

In American football, a pick 6 is when an interception is made and returned for a touchdown (i.e., 6 points).
by cajunchick May 1, 2010
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picka

-Pussy
He is such a picka!
by R.R. November 8, 2003
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pick up sticks

a game in which Phil learned at his time in the boy scouts of america. Later Phil sued the Boy Scouts of America in a class action lawsuit.
Phil taught billy 'bout "pick up sticks" alright only he used the Special Scout technique taught to him by his father which was to use his ass cheeks
by BoyScoutsOfAmerica July 25, 2022
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phikeia

The term used for a pledge of the Phi Delta Theta Fraternity.
Hey Phikeia, grab me a beer.
by paulberube May 4, 2009
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Pick-me girl

The meaning of a “Pick-me girl” is a person who tries to be ‘different’ to impress men, Pick-me girls will constantly seek attention from males. Beware of them..
Some things a Pick-me girl might say:
I’m not like other girls🤪”
“I’m one of the boys😎”
by I like dinosaurs 🦖 March 4, 2022
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