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Leo Pessi

Leo Pessi is a ballon dor stealer, he steals the ballon dor from the GOAT THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, CRISTIANO RONALDOOOOOOO!!!! PESSI IS SUCH A RAT BASTARD ONLY CRISTIANO DESERVES BALLON DORS NOT THIS FUCKING FAT SHORT RATTY BASTARDDDD!!!!!!
Leo Pessi steals the ballon dors from the GOAT Cristiano Ronaldo
by AcidCloudz October 3, 2023
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Pessi

a old men that does every shit possible for penalties
by Igotaps7 September 17, 2023
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Zane Pessi

Let Pessi cook, also Zane is a very special kid he loves speshing other people and is obsessed with Pessi
by AcidCloudz July 18, 2023
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pessi fan

Term used to refer to anyone who goes against ones own views or annoys oneself.

Originally stemming from a hatred and annoyance over the popularity of "Pessi," (meme name for Messi), anyone who causes similar annoyance is a pessi fan
Person A: I watched the movie without you
Person K: you pessi fan
by Kurana May 30, 2024
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Pessi

my name is peonel pessi and I miss penalties and open goals and I won the ghostondor 7 times 3 against bayern I also ghost the streets of burger land
Pessi is known as a idiot farmer who isn't the goat
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Pessi

The GOAT (Greatest of all Thieves), Frionel Pandres Pessi is a ghost from Rosario Argentina. He ghosts against big teams like Marseille, Lyon, Liverpool, Roma and Bayern, unlike his Idol Cristiano Ronaldo, and stat pads against relegation sides in a farmers league. He successfully became the first footballer in history to rig the World Cup and rob 8 ballon dors, 3 from his idol Cristiano, 1 from iniesta, Lewandowski, Neymar, Van dijk and Haaland.
Girlfriend: Our relationship is Pessi
Me: Our relationship is finished? 😢
by Cruzeiro7 February 22, 2024
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Pessi

Pessi is simply a fraud who only scores by penalties and being carried by his team. Right now, he is eating burgers in KFC league and that's why he is so bad. He also achieved "succes" (i'm lying) by stealing ballon dor from robert lewandowski and ronaldo the goat.
-"Oh, no! my favorite mukbanger, Pessi has missed a penalty yet again... :(
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