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Zane Pessi

Let Pessi cook, also Zane is a very special kid he loves speshing other people and is obsessed with Pessi
by AcidCloudz July 18, 2023
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Pessi

my name is peonel pessi and I miss penalties and open goals and I won the ghostondor 7 times 3 against bayern I also ghost the streets of burger land
Pessi is known as a idiot farmer who isn't the goat
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Pessi

a old men that does every shit possible for penalties
by Igotaps7 September 17, 2023
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Pessi penaldo

two good footballers who played for madrid and barca in 1642 and they invented penalties
Who created penalties?
Pessi Penaldo they were the best in 1642 at footbal
by Igotaps7 September 17, 2023
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Leo Pessi

Leo Pessi is a ballon dor stealer, he steals the ballon dor from the GOAT THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, CRISTIANO RONALDOOOOOOO!!!! PESSI IS SUCH A RAT BASTARD ONLY CRISTIANO DESERVES BALLON DORS NOT THIS FUCKING FAT SHORT RATTY BASTARDDDD!!!!!!
Leo Pessi steals the ballon dors from the GOAT Cristiano Ronaldo
by AcidCloudz October 3, 2023
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Pessi

Pessi is simply a fraud who only scores by penalties and being carried by his team. Right now, he is eating burgers in KFC league and that's why he is so bad. He also achieved "succes" (i'm lying) by stealing ballon dor from robert lewandowski and ronaldo the goat.
-"Oh, no! my favorite mukbanger, Pessi has missed a penalty yet again... :(
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Pessi

A way to insult Lionel Messi when he puts terrible effort in his games
Pessi only scored 4 penalties in the world cup lmao
by edindzekofanboy May 13, 2024
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