Percussionist

The professional asshole of the band. Cymbals, the grunts if the section, are responsible for getting the higher caliber percussionists' stands and music. Snares, the drive of the section, hit each others sticks out of their hands, turns off one anothers' snares, and blames the cymbals for mistakes. Likes hitting rimshots as loud as possible even when not appropriate. Quints or Quads, have the biggest egos of the section and tend to boss everyone around. Also Bass Drums. Who really just serve as targets for the Snares or the Quints' sticks.

Percussionists-Snare: Cymbals! Stop fucking around and get back on beat!
Quints: We are so great that we dont even need a director. All other instruments are inferior.
Cymbals: Pancakes!
Bass: STOP HITTING MY DRUM

by Drumlover May 20, 2016

Pertussis

A "whooping" cough like disease that is often found on Lond Island. The illness is spread through making out with kids infected at your school.

Symptoms include coughing once, mono and having been in a band.

bryce killed you: i think i have pertussis.

by Samualchan June 1, 2006

Pernus Bernus

floppy boner

A pernus bernus is a half boner. You're jealous of my pernus bernus!

by MagicPickle July 27, 2012

Percussive education

The fine art of bludgeoning a student in order to encourage them to learn faster.

Similair in concept to Percussive Maintenance, but appplied to a person rather than an inanimate object.

The users have asked the same damn question for the hundredth time, perhaps a little 'Percussive education' will help them remember the answer

by Ivan Scattergood January 18, 2008

Pernus

Ayy gurl, wanna see me pernus?
Yeah, it means penis

Imma shove ma pernus up uranus

by Ayyy m8 get rekt May 14, 2015

peruse

The act of a person or small group of people travelling somewhere, often by foot, without a distinct purpose other than having fun.

Alana is going for a peruse, does anyone want to join her?

by Original Greg September 17, 2005

Pervous

An adjective to describe a person or specific mannerism that is awkward to the extent that it makes you uncomfortable. A combination of the the words "permanently" and "nervous" (i.e. that person makes me permanently nervous). Synonyms include creepy, weird & awkward. Note that you can like and may even be friends with people who are pervous (e.g. Christopher Walken)

Example 1: People who are socially awkward - e.g. People who share too much information in an inappropriate forum are pervous. Similarly, people with whom you regularly share an uncomfortable silence are pervous.

Example 2: People with really weird physical mannerisms - e.g. A person who blinks a lot and reminds you of a ventriloquist dummy is pervous.

Example 3: People who either stare too much or avoid eye contact altogether - e.g. A person who you always say hi to in the hallway at work, but avoids eye contact and doesn't acknowledge you is pervous.

Example 4: Close talkers and people who have no sense of someone else's personal space are pervous

Example 5: Creepy or molestory people are pervous

Celebrity examples: Richard Simmons, Christopher Walken, Gary Coleman, Flavor Flav, William Hung, Carrot Top, Bronson Pinschot (aka Balki Bartokomous), Pauly Shore, James Spader, Verne Troyer (aka Mini Me), Milton from the movie Office Space, Chris Kattan, Joanie Laurer (aka China Doll), Cillian Murphy,

by Dan Marcus September 12, 2008