performance review

A chance for others less capable than yourself to get their own back

I worked my ass off for six months on that project and delivered on time and on budget but in my performance review all my boss could do was critique my soft skills.

by Charlie Benger-Stevenson July 27, 2008

Performium

A shitty pay to win Minecraft Server which peaked in 2017-2018 and made its last good server in 2020 before capitalism and greed took over the server. The owner RGAGaming (who is a money hungry fat bastard and has over 350k subs on youtube) streams on twitch and lets people buy "stream items" with sharpness 1000 knockback 1000 enchants for $500 when in 2017-2018 it was only $10-$20. Some players on there pay monthly subscriptions that weigh in from $5 a month to $100 a month. Most of the retards on there that pay that much are able to get out of bans and influence the server in a negative way. The way the owners try and get around the EULA of Mojang is by not listing the different kits on the store and by only selling stream items on twitch streams as well as having a gem system which takes time to collect and players can also buy gems on the store. Gems also hide the fact you can buy god keys to get stronger gear than the top rank. This server also fakes its player count when it says 1000 players are online there's actually only 200-300 at peak hours. In conclusion, this server is a shitty network so DO NOT PLAY THIS SERVER!

"Have you played Performium?"
"Hell no! I'm not into retarded ass minecraft servers!"

by FuckingAWall87 October 17, 2021

Towel performance

The quality of sex you have with your towel while masterbating.

Gross, dude. But nice towel performance.

by letsgoducks August 30, 2010

performance review

When Seth Rogen comes to your workplace and asks you to take him through your typical day at work.

"Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review."
"No problem."
"So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?"
"Absolutely! I'm da bawz."

by herpy August 25, 2011

The man who will raise the standard of k-pop performances

The phrase is used to refer to ATEEZ's San. The title has been bestowed upon him by industry professionals and critics. Because of this, even if he is still early into his career, he is a role model to many other idols.

"You can tell he is born with idol's DNA looking at his perfmormance"
"He seems like he's possesed by the song"
"Thanks to that he wrote a new history at the 2019 MAMA"
"Choi San the expert of being extra absorbed in songs"
"He is the man who will raise the standard of K-Pop performances"

Lia Kim: "San has a very flexible body for a man. He's the one who can play the role of the center in any performance.

by AnonymouZ mzdp October 8, 2021

High performance giggler pin

a females vibrating toy

tina keeps waving her High performance giggler pin in my face

by cletusdameenest June 22, 2006

performant

Describes whether or not a system will perform under load.
Usage first appeared in magazine publishing industry.
Possibly made up by one of my system architects.

That VAX system was really slow until we overclocked it to 20MHz - then it became highly performant

by Kerry P July 24, 2008