Jesus Perez is a guy who does not like to be called the real Jesus only jesus. He is really kind and will always be by your side. He might not be attractive but does have girls behind him. He is very smart and will not just help u but will give u answers. He will always try to make u smile and will always cheer u up.
Jesus: Hey there need some help
Kiesha: Yes
Jesus: I will not help u I will give u the answers
Kiesha: Thnx
Jesus: NP
Jesus Perez is smart
Kiesha: Yes
Jesus: I will not help u I will give u the answers
Kiesha: Thnx
Jesus: NP
Jesus Perez is smart
by JP 30071 October 17, 2020
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by Magan April 21, 2007
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by lentejuela April 9, 2009
Get the Elisa perez mug.Perez Hilton (Mario Lavandeira),Cuban american , blogger/ celeberty, he is a homosexual who refers himself as a queen. he blogs about gossip and about stardum and his life. he is annyoing and obnauxious. He discualified Miss California for saying that she dosent agree with gay marriage.in another insident he got punched by Will IAM's body guard for pestering Will IAM from black eye peas. he also guest stared in nicolodian's victorious show with victoria justice.
Perez Hilton is a duce and a prick and he is a disgrace to us cubans everywere
Perez Hilton is a duce and a prick and he is a disgrace to us cubans everywere
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Someone "Better" than everyone else.
An Arrogant Asshole.
Not only a person, but a State of Mind.
Someone "Better" than everyone else.
An Arrogant Asshole.
Not only a person, but a State of Mind.
by John Snow September 24, 2007
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"Oh my God! Last night, Jason was looking to be the center of attention last night at the club. In his failed attempt to become an in-crowd member, he simply told us everything about Lindsay Lohan that we already knew. He's such a Perez Dispenser!"
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