Pencil

A dude that goes into a chat under
*number.numer*inches and loves all the ladies. He's only known to say 1 or 2 words to them before trying to jump them in bed and bang them!

On other hand he does take time to chill and breathe while helping others rather their problem is about sex or not! ;) haha. This is lame I know!

Pencil: Hi.
Lady 1: Hello!
Lady 2: Heyy!
Pencil: Ok, Now let's have sex.

by This Is Bullshit. January 15, 2009

I'll pencil you in

This is what a person says when he is making a tentative appointment.

"I'll Pencil" (because the appointment can be erased) "you in" (to my schedule book).

Ozzy: Hey, can I come up to your big fancy office and make fun of you?
Boohiss: Er. I'm kinda busy this week. Tell you what, I'll pencil you in for 4:30 on Thursday.

by boohiss May 20, 2004

perc talkin

when someone says something that makes it sound like they're off a bean, they perc talkin
synonym: trippin

Stephen: Gunna is better than Lil Baby
Chris: Nah bro you perc talkin

by The Shiner April 29, 2022

Two Percent

Small Breasts that do not resemble the stereo typical dairy farmer with the hourglass figure.

"Hell no Olga cant be a barbie! She needs a lot more than two percent up top to even try!"

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

Pencil Eraser Nipples

Perfectly cylindrical tips, roughly the size and color of their namesake.

Her pencil eraser nipples looked like the end of a No. 2 pencil.

by deftonepiper October 28, 2008

98 percent

the percentage of women who got sexually asulted, raped, molested, etc

It's sad that it's 98 percent..

by fr0gger_beez June 21, 2021

Pencilgasm

The quite queer noise you make when you drop your pencil.

Sandy dropped her pencil and had a pencilgasm that sounded like,"aaaHHooAH'

by Flinkidink August 25, 2010