penile drought

When someone hasnt had their penis sucked in a few months and knows that's a problem

I need a girlfriend because I'm suffering from penile drought

by The Big Thicc August 14, 2019

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penile hypertrophy

when you beat your weewee too much it go boom and zzzzzz and ooga booga and ding ding ding

wanker: i just achieved penile hypertrophy..
wanker 2: nice

by Nicholas Gur April 10, 2022

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Penile Smalliosis

A penis so small that its medically documented and diagnosed

Nick: I just got diagnosed with Penile smalliosis
John: Red has dick problems too, hes so big that I need to push him around in a wheelchair

by mackenziesvirginity July 24, 2022

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Pendleton County High School

The place to come to if you want your hopes and dreams to die, or maybe you might like to hook up with bus drivers or the secretary’s son. Everyone here is a fake snobby

Pendleton County High School is shit

by fingersseven March 30, 2023

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NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PENILE TRUST FALL!

This is the situation where there is a wooka wooka followed by a horrible cracking sound as the member strikes something it was not intended to.

Norbert: Wooka wooka babah….. (CRAAAACK!) Aaaaaaaaggghhhg!

Jimmy: Dangnoodle Nobert you’ve thrust into my diamond plated solar toaster and toothbrush combo set brah. Didja crackawillie?

Norbert: I must never trust thrust again my babah. I must get a fixawillie kit before I bleed out all of my life force.

Jimmy: Bet

See dat boy up in this bitch? He waz all like yo yo yo, but nah he ain’t got no play cuz he pulled a penile trust fail now he’s got a cracked willie.

by Ka05mau5 May 4, 2023

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