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peaNutting

the act of lubing your dick with peanut oil, and receiving oral sex from a person with peanut allergies. their throat will close up causing immense pleasure. somewhat like a Donkey Punch
i was peaNutting with this girl last night. it was awesome. for me at least

see also donkey punch
by werbz September 7, 2014
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peanut

a little pussy-like man that cannot hold his own after four beers.
That peanut over there has been dry heaving for hours after four beers LOLZORS!
by Brucey5 June 16, 2007
mugGet the peanutmug.

peanut

A peanut is a small, semi-hard protrusion of tissue at or just inside the anus. A peanut results from having a case of "ass flu" for several days during which the anus is put under tremendous and shocking stress. The peanut is usally only detectible when wiping but in some extreme cases it is detectible by the ass cheeks.

A peanut never heals completely. Even if it becomes undetectible, you will always live in fear of its return.
I went to Golden Coral and got a raging case of ass flu. When it was all over my starfish had a peanut that didn't go into remission for ten days. It made me feel pretty scule.
by JT Naylor October 13, 2006
mugGet the peanutmug.

peanuts

Derogative aimed at Female nipples particularly when aroused or on a cold day, reference to hardness and shape of the delicious bar snack.
She is smuggling "peanuts"

Check out the "peanuts" on her!
by Admiral Akbar April 22, 2005
mugGet the peanutsmug.

peanut

Derogatory term to describe someone who can't drive a car correctly usually on the highway/motorway...
thats a green light you peanut!....accelerator is on the right you peanut!....check your mirrors you peanut!
by Abbes July 16, 2008
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peanut

n. a tie that has been tugged downwards until the knot is roughly equivalent in size to a peanut.
v. to administer a peanut. A common and popular act of schoolboys.
"John just gave Sam a major peanut!"
by Dashane September 22, 2005
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peanut

the world's best girlfriend. The most beautiful girl in the world who's really smart, funny, and really sexy!! I love her!
Everything that I've ever wanted comes from my peanut. I'm so lucky to have my peanut!
by Jellybean March 15, 2005
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