patelson

1. Another friendly way of calling an individual with the last name Patel
2. Also known as bardel

"HEY PATELSON! DO YOU VANT TO EAT?"

by Raviteja January 12, 2009

Patroll

When a writer of an online article or blog post starts or finishes a piece with pre-emptive responses to the trolling s/he is expecting to see in the comments.

Jane decided she'd better patroll her post by adding this statement at the end:

Before you start trolling in the comments and saying nobody cares, remember that this is the answer to a question I get in half of the messages from my readers.

by GoGopher February 24, 2014

patrili

Gay Russian high school drum major

Man, he's such a Patrili

by Chineslavian December 9, 2015

patrolin' for colon

When a male is walking around (generally with one pant leg rolled up,) looking for a homosexual partner for anal intercourse.

Did you see those guys? Are they trying to be hip-hop, or are they patrolin' for colon?

by gon-zales December 1, 2017

Bone Patrol

When a woman is flirting with a man in the obvious pursuit of sex.

"This girl won't leave me alone, man. She's definitely on Bone Patrol!"

by Angelo Daniels June 22, 2009

Patreon

The place where people that have money, called Patreons, agrees to donate once per month to people that create contents, called Creators. The Creators would usually set up exclusive rewards for Patreons that donates a certain amount of money, so people would feel motivated to donate. I mean, how would you else motivate people to donate amirite??

Creator: "Hey, I just set up my Patreon page and would be great if you can support my YouTube channel, I make cool tutorials, gaming videos and more!"
Person: "Can I get an autograph if I donate $20?"
Creator: "No."
Person: "Fuck you."

by Minecart696 September 13, 2016

Patel

The most common last name in India. It's like Smith over there.

My last name is Patel.

by Neil Patel March 10, 2008