Patches

Slang; The area of darkened skin around a womans' nipple most commonly known as the areola.

Man...that girls' breasts are huge; and I'll bet she has some nice big patches too!

by stove_mouse December 8, 2010

"Pitched a Tent"

1)waking up to a pelvic "Tee Pee" due to a sleeping Hard on. 2) when you wife decides to sleep with her knees bent vertically (sit up position, knees up, back down) thus creating a tent like structure with the sheets causing you to freeze your balls off and wondering why you feel a breeze.

1)"Damn, we went camping and mathew "Pitched a tent" in his sleeping bag!"

2)Awake in the middle of the night, freezing, and notice your wife, spouse , girl friend pitching a tent with her knees.

by Chicopee Greg November 1, 2007

Patches

a name for a very tall girl.

Jacob: Wooaaa, look at Patches! Shes freakin' tallllll.
Shanna: ....
Shanna: kthanks.

by Jayyyyycub August 7, 2010

Patchel

A name one calls someone who's actual name escapes one's memory.

man 1: hey, who's that Patchel guy over there?
man 2: you mean the Patchel with the pulsating tumor on the side of his face?
man 1: no, no. The one with the hair...and the eyes, the two eyes.
man 2:OOOOOH! THAT Patchel. Yeah, his name's Lloyd

-Hey, Patchel! *everyone in the room turns* Yeah, you, with the striking resemblence to Sean Connorry...can I borrow a pencil?
-Ah, shertainly, m'boy, that'sh the ticket!

by The LAW's come back to town December 24, 2007

Patcher

Drinking excessive amount of alcohol, then talking on the cell phone while proceeding to piss in inappropriate places.

My roommate got so drunk last night. He pulled a major patcher all over the lounge.

by Marchaels March 12, 2008

pathedisad

The act of being pathetically sad.

"Stop crying over your girlfriend, you're fucking pathedisad.

by Koooooooooosh September 17, 2008

patchestry

A tapestry made of patches.

I'll be done with the patchestry after your majesty rectifies the patches see?

by Litebrite1024 January 15, 2018