Patroll

When a writer of an online article or blog post starts or finishes a piece with pre-emptive responses to the trolling s/he is expecting to see in the comments.

Jane decided she'd better patroll her post by adding this statement at the end:

Before you start trolling in the comments and saying nobody cares, remember that this is the answer to a question I get in half of the messages from my readers.

by GoGopher February 24, 2014

patrolin' for colon

When a male is walking around (generally with one pant leg rolled up,) looking for a homosexual partner for anal intercourse.

Did you see those guys? Are they trying to be hip-hop, or are they patrolin' for colon?

by gon-zales December 1, 2017

Patronus

A defensive spell which produces a sort of animal guardian; Charm used to protect one against dementors

Harry's patronus is a deer while Hermione"s is an otter.

by pepitalalalala December 26, 2019

Bone Patrol

When a woman is flirting with a man in the obvious pursuit of sex.

"This girl won't leave me alone, man. She's definitely on Bone Patrol!"

by Angelo Daniels June 22, 2009

expecto patron

A charm that calls into existence a shot of tequila. This gets much harder to do correctly if one tries to do it 3 or 4 times in a row, with the exception of very high-tolerance casters. It should be noted that Dumbledore could cast the charm wordlessly.

"Expecto Patron!" he cried; a deep, golden light leapt from the tip of his wand and materialized into a shot of Alquimia Reserva de Don Adolfo Extra Añejo Tequila on the bar.

by Tobadef January 15, 2016

expecto patronads

one of the wizard swears used in the popular youtube video potter puppet pals in "wizard swears".
used to insult other wizards
or to distract them so you can run away
and to poke fun at the spell expecto patronum used to ward off dementors from azkaban as used in the books and movies

"everyone let's go" *harry to ron and herminone*
"expecto patronads" *runs away from snape*

by savannahstarship4 February 24, 2008

Paw Patrol

A sick TV show that the entire freshman class is into.

Freshman 1: Ayy, ever heard of Paw Patrol?
Freshman 2: Nigga the whole Freshman class is into that shit.

by Tewpack Shaqueer May 30, 2018