Those Whom Which Have Birth To You.
Those Whom Which Own You, And Everything You Possess Until The Age Of 18.
Okay, So Those Are The Basics That Everyone Can Agree On. Now Here The Part In
Which I May Get Some Downs For. I Don't Know If I Can Trust Peoples Accounts In The
Other Defs. But Hopefully, This Is What Defines SOME Parents.
Those Who Emphasize The Fact That They Own You, That You Have No Rights Under Their
House Until The Age Of 18.
Those Who Threaten You About Your Future And Constantly Go On Mad Tirades And Lectures
In Which Have No Actual Point.
Those Who Take All The Money You Have Or Get (From Any Source) And Freely Use It As
Their Own.
Those Who Lie To You Just To Make You Quiet Or A Obtain The Moments Peace.
Those Who Yell At You For Being Late, If Not Then Screaming At You For Not Being Early.
Those Who Have A Lot Money, Don't Spend Their OWN Money, And Find A Way To Get More Money
Regards Of The Risks And Events In Which They Will Cause.
Those Who Constantly Brag About How They Are Superior To You, In Every Aspect Of Life
And Always Pass The Blame To You In Front Of Their Colleagues.
Those Who Bombard You With Constant Statements About Your Friends Or The Names Of Anyone
They Come Across That Are Related To You Of How They Will One Day Betray You Until You
Are Paranoid And Have No Idea What It Was Like Being Naive.
Those Who Say They Love You, But Before You Can Open Your Mouth Have Already Back Stabbed
You.
Those Who Are Uncomfortable Seeing His/Her Child Do Nothing (Or Play) While They Are
Working Themselves.
Those Who Let Off Their Steam, Built Up On The Weekdays, On You Every Saturday
Morning.
Those Who Can Start A Bitch Fest From ABSOLUTELY NOTHING Despite The Fact That You Have
Said NOTHING AT ALL And Have Done Nothing Wrong Today.<Proven By Yours Truly.
Those Who Believe That Time=Maturity, Not Experience=Maturity, Because Otherwise,
Kids Would Be Equal To Parents, Which Is Considered Absurd.
Well, That's It! =P Now That I'm Scrolling Up From The Text Box, I Noticed That
I Was Flaming...I Don't Know, Maybe I'm Still Blind And Totally Oblivious To My
Parents True Intentions. Maybe I'm Still Ignorant And Naive And Haven't Seen The
Light Yet. Then Again, There's Still Time. Still Got 5 Years Till My Parents
Legally Have No Ownership Of Me. Jeez, Sure Let Off Some Bitterness There.
Those Whom Which Own You, And Everything You Possess Until The Age Of 18.
Okay, So Those Are The Basics That Everyone Can Agree On. Now Here The Part In
Which I May Get Some Downs For. I Don't Know If I Can Trust Peoples Accounts In The
Other Defs. But Hopefully, This Is What Defines SOME Parents.
Those Who Emphasize The Fact That They Own You, That You Have No Rights Under Their
House Until The Age Of 18.
Those Who Threaten You About Your Future And Constantly Go On Mad Tirades And Lectures
In Which Have No Actual Point.
Those Who Take All The Money You Have Or Get (From Any Source) And Freely Use It As
Their Own.
Those Who Lie To You Just To Make You Quiet Or A Obtain The Moments Peace.
Those Who Yell At You For Being Late, If Not Then Screaming At You For Not Being Early.
Those Who Have A Lot Money, Don't Spend Their OWN Money, And Find A Way To Get More Money
Regards Of The Risks And Events In Which They Will Cause.
Those Who Constantly Brag About How They Are Superior To You, In Every Aspect Of Life
And Always Pass The Blame To You In Front Of Their Colleagues.
Those Who Bombard You With Constant Statements About Your Friends Or The Names Of Anyone
They Come Across That Are Related To You Of How They Will One Day Betray You Until You
Are Paranoid And Have No Idea What It Was Like Being Naive.
Those Who Say They Love You, But Before You Can Open Your Mouth Have Already Back Stabbed
You.
Those Who Are Uncomfortable Seeing His/Her Child Do Nothing (Or Play) While They Are
Working Themselves.
Those Who Let Off Their Steam, Built Up On The Weekdays, On You Every Saturday
Morning.
Those Who Can Start A Bitch Fest From ABSOLUTELY NOTHING Despite The Fact That You Have
Said NOTHING AT ALL And Have Done Nothing Wrong Today.<Proven By Yours Truly.
Those Who Believe That Time=Maturity, Not Experience=Maturity, Because Otherwise,
Kids Would Be Equal To Parents, Which Is Considered Absurd.
Well, That's It! =P Now That I'm Scrolling Up From The Text Box, I Noticed That
I Was Flaming...I Don't Know, Maybe I'm Still Blind And Totally Oblivious To My
Parents True Intentions. Maybe I'm Still Ignorant And Naive And Haven't Seen The
Light Yet. Then Again, There's Still Time. Still Got 5 Years Till My Parents
Legally Have No Ownership Of Me. Jeez, Sure Let Off Some Bitterness There.
Just Open Your Eyes. I'm Sure Anyone Can See What I'm Talking About. Then Again, Probably Not. =P
And Just Because I Have To Include The Word Of The Def, Here It Is: parents
And Just Because I Have To Include The Word Of The Def, Here It Is: parents
by whatismyname February 25, 2007
The biggest stressor and contradictors in most kids life. Both the lazy-assed kids like myself and the smart A+ students don't get cut any slack from parents. Take the examples.
Jeff's Parents(Smart kid): Jeff you got an 88 for Honors SS this quarter, 2 weeks detention buddy!
Joe's Parents(Dumb Kid): Why are you up at 11:00 PM doing Homework? *Blah Blah Blah*
Jeff's Thoughts: Jesus christ are you kidding me dumb fucks i care about my grades why do they have to?? They're not even helping me!!
Joe's thoughts: Uhhm get the fuck out of my room you dumb bitches i don't need you i get the work done it just takes a while
Joe's Parents(Dumb Kid): Why are you up at 11:00 PM doing Homework? *Blah Blah Blah*
Jeff's Thoughts: Jesus christ are you kidding me dumb fucks i care about my grades why do they have to?? They're not even helping me!!
Joe's thoughts: Uhhm get the fuck out of my room you dumb bitches i don't need you i get the work done it just takes a while
by Jon Shwartz May 10, 2007
by fatassraccoon July 11, 2008
Somebody who has had or still having their parents run their entire life and they don't know any better. Their parents make every decision for them and influence them in ways you can't imagine.
-Pippen was gonna come to Florida with us but his parents said it might be a bad idea because Florida is far and God forbid something goes wrong, who will he have down there. Pippen suffers from the psychological disorder Parentism.
-Pippen always has a crisp $100 bill folded up in a secret pocket in his wallet for emergencies. His mom and dad taught him that.
-When Mike Langs friends ask him to come out, he always says he's busy. He wants to appear that he has a lot of stuff going on in his life so he don't look like a loser, but his friends know otherwise.
-Pippen always has a crisp $100 bill folded up in a secret pocket in his wallet for emergencies. His mom and dad taught him that.
-When Mike Langs friends ask him to come out, he always says he's busy. He wants to appear that he has a lot of stuff going on in his life so he don't look like a loser, but his friends know otherwise.
by Wakafaluka August 23, 2010
by ignoramus April 1, 2006
Those people who you wish would shut up and go away forever, except without them you wouldn't exist.
Parent: Did you take that Coke?
Kid: No dad!! I swear.
Parent: Then where did it go?
Kid: You took it!!
Parent: TELL ME THE TRUTH OR I WILL SPANK YOU
Kid: But I am telling the truth.
Kid: No dad!! I swear.
Parent: Then where did it go?
Kid: You took it!!
Parent: TELL ME THE TRUTH OR I WILL SPANK YOU
Kid: But I am telling the truth.
by parents suck May 17, 2008
fucking morons that ruin kid's lives. All they ever do is nag, and makes up the gayest excuses to ruin ur life. Kids are forced to keep billions and billions of secrets from their parents because all parents ever do is ruin their lives
~I had a girlfriend until my parents found out
~I wasted my march break at gayass programs, their excues " taking this week off from school is for kids to exceed school standards by going into different programs"
~I wasted my march break at gayass programs, their excues " taking this week off from school is for kids to exceed school standards by going into different programs"
by henry March 13, 2005