parenther

a parenther is like a gender neutral version of "momther," also meaning "parent friend."

somebody being a parenther describes a person who takes care of their friend group, making sure everybody goes to bed on time, drinks plenty of water, takes their meds, etc. and would never do anything to harm a loved one.

person 1: i regret letting you be my parenther
person 2: well its too late now. :)

by holly's totally legal anon September 22, 2020

Parente

A very hairy male with small genitals. It’s common for them to walk slightly hunched over and not move their arms while doing so. Scientists believe a Parente is the closest thing to a Neanderthal alive today He’s in the friend zone with females.

I met a guy last night. A total Parente. He won’t ever touch these titties.

by The G Ome September 3, 2022

Burst Parenting

A parenting method with a mostly negative connotation. The parent ignores the child completely, acting like they don't exist until one small issue arises that is forced upon them by someone else and then the parent bursts into action, usually an over-reaction, until the issue is resolved. Afterwords, returning to their comatose parenting state.

Did you see that woman over-react when that man told her what her child did to him? She must subscribe to the burst parenting method

by basspumpkins April 8, 2010

alex prentice

The best guy ever, has a beautiful girl with a bangin bod, he is also known for his unusually large penis.

I just love that Alex prentice

by Bigdick252 September 8, 2018

Mob parenting

A group of three or more people working together to raise a child.

Looking after a child between two people seems like an administrative nightmare, I'm looking into mob parenting

by RemainInLight October 1, 2019

Lazy Parenting

When a parent just spanks and punishes their kid rather than putting in an actual effort to TEACH them appropriate behavior, and to *explain* why they should or can't do something rather than just telling them to do or not to do it.
"Because I said so" is used on a daily basis.

Jane: just put him in time out and get it over with

Lisa: No, that's just lazy parenting and teaches nothing.

by q_w_e_r_t_y March 15, 2021

Mom that is not good at parenting

threatens to beat you, will yell at you if you say "i dont know" but sometimes tells you to say it, looks for things in your room to have a ascuse to scream at you, says they never tell lies (but lie about everything), gets so drunk to the point where they almost sleep with you for a whole night, will loose the things they take away from you and not give a shit about it (can be lost for even 4 months), gives you deppression and axiety but since she "knows everything" she just gives you pills, if you talk back at all she'll treat you like shit (dont forget she reminds you about it everyday), and thats not even a start.

my mom that is not good at parenting just threating to cut all my hair off in my sleep (true story)

by chick-fa-le January 4, 2021