cock-panther

hybrid of the cougar between the ages of 40-51...a woman that is the super-cougar that all cougars aspire to be...perfectly preserved perhaps by some sort of surgery or augmentation, flawless appearance, superb physical fitness, and usually a high ranking executive with a bottomless bank account...this woman will stop at nothing to pounce and conquer prey...men of all ages are powerless to her.

..."She's no cougar, that woman is a full blown cock-panther"....

by robby redhead August 27, 2007

Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther

When one and his/her significant other L.A.R.P. for three straight hours after dining on Mexican Cuisine. Followed by another 3 straight hours of Dr. Phil. Followed by indulging in Mediterranean cuisine. The two(or more) individuals face a long night of extraneous hiking and adventuring through the Amazon. Finally, the couple/group come across a pack of infant panthers. They proceed to de-clothe, turn around, bend over, spread the butt cheeks with force and take an explosive, fiery and ethnic shit over every baby panther in a ten meter radius. The infant Panthers, now enraged and covered in dank shit, rape the living fuck out of every individual involved. Repeat process as needed, Blue Rain Gatorade break every two days.

Phillip: "Gee, Bob. What are all of those scratches on your arm?"
Bob: "Oh well Phillip, my Wife, myself and her book club decided to go for a relaxing old fashioned Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther this weekend."
Phillip: "Wow, that looks painful."
Bob: "You should see my Butt-Hole :)"
Phillip: "Thanks for the invite you insensitive prick."

by GregOwens May 5, 2013

Sex Panther

60% of the time, it works, every time.

Yup, its made with bits of real panther. So you know its good. (Sex Panther)

by odion August 3, 2012

Platinum Panther

Step 1) Gouge a girls eyes out.
Step 2) One in the Pink, One in the Stink, Two in the eyes , One in the Mouth, Two in the hands.
Step 3) Cycle Left and Repeat.

Yo, Andy, Mike, Matt, Joel, Bryn, John, and Toby totally Platinum Panther'd Natalie last night.

by AndyAndCrew September 30, 2011

Green Panther

An activist, one who specifically fights for environmental issues. A lover of nature, a conservationist and a green activist.

He is a green panther, he is always talking about ways to minimize his footprint on this earth.

by JasonR747 May 30, 2019

backhand panther

to have ones hand reversed whilst wanking.
you have your/someones palm on top of cock instead of underneth.

.backhand panther

by donkey cock999 August 3, 2009

pantheism

From pan (everything) and theism (belief in God). Belief that God IS the Universe, and the Universe IS God. Variations include pandeism (God became the Universe), panentheism (the Universe is part of but not all of God), theopanism (same concept from a different angle, the Universe is God because it is the Universe).

If you believe in pantheism, you don't have to go far to find God because he's everywhere.

by J.D.G. brj November 9, 2006