planning whore

Girls who plan to go over a persons house, movies, ect. Yet, last minute, usually in the last five minutes before having to be at their destination will call or text everybody they invited that it is cancled. The reason is unknown to all.

Hey Britney, Tom, Mike, Sam, and Kelly, want to go bowling tonight? 8:00

All: Yes

7:55: Sorry, plans are off, i have to go masterbate.

All: wow, what a planning whore

by Manynames101 March 3, 2010

Planking

Laying and balancing horizontally on random objects in attempt to boost swag. Pictures are usually taken to capture the erect posture you hold whilst in the act of planking.

Lawrence: "Bro I was Planking on a garbage can last week"
Ragu: "Did you snag a pic?"
Lawrence: "Heck yes! I was as stiff as a black man's sausage."
Ragu: "RADICAL BRO."

by Git Law October 2, 2011

planking

extreme lying down.

>->o

this is planking

by Quebexicans October 8, 2011

Planting Bulbs

The stuffing of one's testicles into the anus of another.

I was planting bulbs with your mom last night.

by Placebo Nightingale September 21, 2012

palcing

the act of clapping cheeks

lemme palc that ass.

You bout for a palcing sesh

by cdwcdcw February 6, 2018

Planxing

A planned and organized "underground" boxing match between two people on an airplane flight, in which people can gamble on.

I'm sorry I can't make it to your wedding, but I made plans for the Planxing Match that day.

by xXxPubeSlayerxXx August 11, 2019

Planting A Rose

When one person puts their prolapsed anus inside of another persons anus.

Hey Jill, would you like to go to the house and try Planting A Rose together after we eat at Chipotle?

by HeyZeus97 December 1, 2019