Paedosaurus

A strange specimen of a man who resembles a dinosaur & performs socially unacceptable acts of a perverted nature to the Jurassic theme tune.

Person 1: did u know that guy fingered a dog whilst playing the Jurassic park music?

Person 2: yea he's a proper paedosaurus man

by Jurassic theme tune lover September 29, 2012

Paedophile

A teacher that likes to take girls time and waste their breaks on talking about irrelevant things, and is also very sexually attracted to her and is usually an adult.

Take the hint sir?

Me: Omg my math teacher is such a paedophile.
Friend: No he isn't

*5 DAYS LATER*
Friend: Nevermind I agree he locked me in his room while pole dancing.

by cheaterfinders April 20, 2019

paedophiles abusing urbandictionary

1 of 3 now notorious urbandictionary paedophiles:

author The Fury 13 is a paedophile,

author Judge dredd7 is a paedophile ,

author Deep blue 2012 is a paedophile

Find their definitions which promote CHILD HARM and have them deleted. EVERYONE, no matter their morality or amorality, conservative or progressive or anarchist, agrees that such MOSTROUS EVIL has no place here or existing anywhere else.

those are three of the most egregious- and prolific paedophiles abusing urbandictionary found so far

by kill paedophiles June 19, 2013

paedo grip

The action used by a persistant male stalker or squaddie to corner his prey into some sort of sexual intercourse. A "subtle" hand action typically used on the upper arm or leg, can sometimes involve an uncomfortable squeeze accompanied by a creepy smile.

"she was cornered by a paedo grip, no way could she escape after that"

"that squaddie loves to use his paedo grip on unsuspecting victims next he'll try to play skeetball"

by the truth part 2!! August 8, 2009

PAEDOWND

Slipping a length to a fifteen year old. Allegedly the word hails from Scotland

Metal Hammer user - Oh god did you hear about PZ? She got PAEDOWND

by Jimmy Hill April 26, 2005

Paedihorse

A tall man who closely resembles a horse, but can't grow facial hair, purchasing a combination of kiddy fiddling materials from his local municipal store, i.e lollies, a fake beard and moustache and lubricant.

Dave (full time warehouse shelf stacker) : Holy crap did you just see what that giant paedihorse just bought? I wouldn't like to see the aftermath of the little boy when he's finished with him!

Jared: I'm fucked in the head

Dave: Hey! You CAN talk.

by Softy McJubejube August 27, 2007

paedophiles as urbandictionary spammers

1 of 3 now notorious ud PEDOPHILES:

author The Fury 13 ,

author Judge dredd7 ,

author Deep blue 2012

Find their CHILD ABUSING definitions and have them deleted

those are three of the most egregious- and prolific paedophiles as urbandictionary spammers discovered in June 2013

by kill paedophiles June 19, 2013