The Mayonnaise Packet

The mayonnaise packet is a sexual activity in which someone cream-pies someone and then proceeds to ground-pound their abdomen causing the "mayonnaise" to come out of the packet.

I did the mayonnaise packet with my partner! It was a very intimate experience!

by Squeem puncher August 6, 2021

Cum packet

A tied-off condom with the reservoir tip filled with semen stored in the fridge to later be served to a submissive.

I milked my slave into this condom to have fresh cum packet for him if he serves me well tomorrow.

by ktom49 December 11, 2012

Packet Bong

Pet name for packet sniffing software like Wireshark or TCPDump by network professionals. Because it allows them to view raw packet data; which can often yield a packet high.

I had to pull out the trusty old packet bong last night while I was troubleshooting the network latency.

by netguy101 January 7, 2011

Cracker packet

Location where a lot of white people hangout.

"Yo Tyrone, Starbucks is a straight up cracker packet today."

by Ve330 June 23, 2013

Sauce packet

It's called sauce packet when a woman performs the female version of tea bagging and if they are on their period it is called ketchup packet

Mandy gave me a sauce packet while I was passed out

by Jesterfox November 23, 2014

Crisp packet

To find the top corner of a football goal

Ben found the crisp packet with the outside of his right boot

by Ridz123 June 10, 2018

crisp packet

an alternative to using a condom

'please can we have sex'
'no - I haven't got a condom'
'that's ok - I have a crisp packet we'll use that instead.

by Michael Mmnjembe December 22, 2008