pussy dehumidifier

A man who clearly is barking up the wrong tree when it comes to women. He makes girls drier than the Sahara. Women do not like him and will do all things possible to avoid him out of fear that their snatches will wither away upon catching sight of him. Great wingman if you are already in a relationship and do not want to be tempted to cheat.

Nick: Uhh, why are you wearing a sweatshirt with snakeskin cowboy boots and a colorful plaid shirt??
Ryan: Because it looks good!
Nick: Bro, you're a total pussy dehumidifier

Caroline: *sees Ryan* OH GOD!! *her offset vagina evaporates within seconds*

by himomandbrad December 2, 2014

Cute pussy

A cat or kitten that is slightly adorable, just above normal standard but low enough that someone feels the need to give it such a modernly vulgar nickname.

Person 1: do you wanna see my cute pussy?
P. 2: uh, no thanks...
P. 1: why not, she’s turning two this year!
P. 2: A-are you talking about a cat?
P.1: yeah, she’s my cute pussy.
P.2: please don’t ever say that again.
P.1: why not, P.3 didn’t mind.
P.2: yeah because P.3 is four.
P.4: what did you say about my son?!

by IfYoureReadingThisImASlave August 23, 2019

Pussy Parade

A pussy parade is the opposite of sex slump. It’s when a guy is just crushing it with the ladies. One girl after another. Often times this happens after a breakup and I guy is playing the field. It also can occur after a slumpbuster.

Ever since Mike broke up with Lindsay, he’s been on a pussy parade. One chick after another. He’s unstoppable. That slumpbuster really worked!

by GMMN2018 November 8, 2018

Rotisserie Pussy

A chick who gets passed around the group again and again and again, until her skin becomes crispy and her insides are so moist they just fall apart.

I had to take a break from indulging in that rotisserie pussy bro plus my horoscope recommended a lifestyle diet.

by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020

rip that pussy ayyyy

an amazing trend that deserves all the hype because it's stupidly addictive.

'my cat died.'
'RIP THAT PUSSY AYYYY'

by ripthatpussayayeee April 29, 2021

Pussy Work

An extensive list of chores a man has to do before his wife or girlfriend gives him sex.

Adam: "Did you score last night?"
Jason: "No, I have to do some pussy work before I get some."

by deadringer090909 July 18, 2009

Pussy Eating Princess

A high maintenance lesbian.

My sister is SUCH a pussy eating princess.

by PROMISE November 23, 2013