Beer pressure

An overwhelming internal requirement to drink more beer to please those we hold nearest to our hearts.
The designated driver often forgets to turn away from beer pressure and ends up in the back seat making out with the bouncer from the club.
by Timesocj July 3, 2009
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pussy pressure

Similar to peer pressure, but the pressure is being exerted specifically by one or more females.
Guy 1: Dude, I had to, all the girls were bugging me about it!
Guy 2: You just caved to pussy pressure.
by CubexDE October 10, 2011
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Lear pressure

Lear pressure refers to the influence exerted by Chris Lear in encouraging a person to change his or her attitudes, values, or behavior in order to continue a night beyond what is healthy or morally acceptable.
Due to significant Lear pressure, Sels failed his degree.
by I've been leared February 25, 2010
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Beer pressure

When friends goad you on to drink copious amounts of the yellow fluid, despite your own wish.
He knew he had had a few too many and yet he succumbed to the beer pressure.
by SanJan November 20, 2010
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Possibility Pressure

The feeling on days off that there is infinite possibility for projects, work around the house and new adventures which inevitably leads to paralysis
Beginning my next novel, taking a ten mile bike ride, cleaning my bedroom floor, all were lost, tossed under the bus, and bit the dust because of possibility pressure.
by mr juggly June 16, 2013
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Paradox pressure

The urge one feels to buy games and/or, more often, DLC produced by the game company Paradox Interactive. This is usually felt the most during steam sales.
Paradox player: "Yeah, I just bought all the DLC for HOI4, so y'know"
Normal person: "Wow, how much was it?"
Paradox player: "Oh, y'know, just £37 in the steam sale"
Normal person: "Isn't that a bit much? I mean, you must've been under that Paradox pressure."
Paradox player: " *scoff*, you're a bit too much"
by Origae6 June 7, 2018
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Schlong Pressure

The amount of pressure in your Schlong (Male Genitalia), this pressure decides the projectile speed of your ejaculation.
Jonathan: "Did you see William's Schlong Pressure yesterday? When he came it just ran down the side of his Schlong."
Thomas: "I saw that, on the other hand I had extreme pressure so when I came it exploded and flew everywhere!"
by xWhatDa December 5, 2022
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