Bowtie Present

A 12 guy train bang in a womans ass. With every man wearing a bow-tie on his penis. The woman unloads the cum from her ass into a glass, then drinks it.

Did you hear what happened to Jill on Friday? She got a Bowtie Present.

by maitaiguy December 12, 2009

Birthmas Present

A term describing a Birthday/Christmas gift for someone who was born on Christmas Day when someone gives them one gift to serve as gift for both occasions. Usually a cheap way to get out of having to buy two separate gifts.

"I get ripped off every year! I always get a Birthmas present instead of Christmas and Birthday presents since I was born on Christmas day!"

by Alilrebelchick February 22, 2010

red present

To have sex with a girl on her period while later finding a red stain on the sheets of your bed.

Wilson and Emily had sex Friday night and Saturday Wilson found a red present on his sheets.

by Clean $mart June 11, 2006

New Year's present

A Christmas present given by a procrastinator.

John: "Crap, I still don't have a Christmas present for Mary. ...I guess I'll just give her a New Year's present instead."

by hillary2016 December 29, 2012

Mouth present

A sexual present that is given orally (mouth) that is most likely given from a female who blows (sucks on) a male's penis until he ejaculates sperm.

Girl talking to guy: Hey sweetie want a special mouth present for your birthday? Guy's response: Sure that sounds really nice.

by Myserious Miket O_o December 31, 2010

the present

What the past left behind for us. The time we are living in right now is therefore a present from the past.

Person 1: Why is it called the present?
Person 2: Because everything we see is a present from the past

by hittaJ March 19, 2017

Serbian Christmas present

Noun: literally, a bag of shit. Though really its an unwelcome present.

can be shortened to Serbian xmas present. see also, Serbian xmas: any day of shit-bag exchanges.

Against better judgment toma gave LT an Serbian christmas present over the holidays. that quickly soured the relationship.

I came to work this morning to find another urgent Serbian christmas present that had to be taken care of ASAP. lame.

by Bragolub April 16, 2009