pokesturbate

The act of starting a poke war oneself on facebook repeatedly for pleasure. Technically impossible to lose or win, which leads to a paradox and an eventual rip on the space-time continuum, destroying the universe as we know it.

"My roommate caught me pokesturbating when he came home from class early"

"I feel like a naughty boy because I pokesturbate in the library"

by ZapRowsdower December 28, 2007

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pokestevemon

A Canadian dude that wishes he was black.
He has an account on BlogTV.
He is quite popular, but I'm not so sure why.

He claims not to be a pokemon nerd, but wears the pokemon hat during EVERY show.

Person 1: "Hey, why are you watching this douche?"
Person 2: "LOL HES FUNY."
1: "No he isn't. He's hella immature... and possibly gay."
2: "HES NOT GAY, HES HOT!"

(pokestevemon (in background) *starts rapping*)

2: "Hurrr..."
1: "Oh God, please no."

by Maxwell's Demon August 20, 2008

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Petesch

The state of inebriation beyond being just drunk. Often obtained by drinking several Jagerbombs.

Dude, I was so petesched yesterday that I blacked out and pissed myself.

by TankBean August 2, 2010

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poesneus

derogitory - refers to person/individual that is an irritating wanker/idiot. Similar to calling somebody a doos. Often used when refering to someone in authority.

I would like to give that poesneus a slap

by DJJoester June 3, 2010

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