poon

An annoying wrongdoer. In the ranking system where maynes are at the top followed by goons, poons are at the bottom. This term is generally found in the South.

I can't believe those poons tried to come to our sweet party mayne.

by megamayne2011 January 09, 2011

pooned

1)pooned :when someone taunts someones misfortune.
2)poon:when one makes fun of ones stupidity.

1)'ohh no i lost!'
'haha , pooned !!!!'

2)'oh know i lost my toothbrush , i am such a poon.'

by Ellaisthebest April 21, 2009

poon

1. A womens vagina

2. Action with a female

1. Dude Terry has a nice poon

2. "Dude im getting poon tonight!"
"No your not, who are you gonna get poon from?"
"Emily dude, were gonna make out for sure

by Dylan O April 14, 2007

Poon

poon-->vagina,pussy,tang,twat,cunt,etc.
-->something you want that you aint getting.

Get out of my house poontang your sucking my life dry!

by Rake Yohn August 07, 2003

ya poon poon

self explanatory, vagina

ya poon poon, better known as poonanie

by Montaynay May 21, 2008

Poon

1) v. To ask for something immasculine in a masculine way
2) n. Pussy, Sex
3) n. Wuss, Mooch. One who borrows more money than will ever own in his life

1) Can I poon a ride home today?
2) Did you get any poon from that girl last night?
3)You're such a poon! You mooch off of everyone!

by Maritimes October 15, 2008

Poon

A person who can be considered a douche, dickish, and obnoxious

Jon is a poon to the tenth degree

by AfroCraze January 04, 2010