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Political Bullshit

Any facet in the realm of political stupidity, ignorance, or extremity. Often referred to when describing the pointlessness or ridiculousness of a subject. Made famous by a runner St. John's University who's birthday it is today.
Mike: "Why are they giving all those kids minors? They weren't even acting drunk."
Luke: "It's all political bullshit."
by JohnnieRunner13 April 16, 2010
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politician

Trickster, highwayman, mugger, pick-pocket, sexually confused, conscience-free zone; possibly male or female, but likely to be lying about about it either way. intellectually stupid but with acute animal cunning. Knows only money thus major coporate-parties are able to slit the throats of generations yet to come without concern. In Britain politicians are not so much 'elected' as 'selected'. Often associated with child molestation, prostitution, murder, swindling, refuse, robbery, violence and fund raising bingo nights, when they put on a venere of humanity. As false as the shine on Satan's wings.
Labour, Conservative & Liberal - Britian's political Unholy Trinity.

Trustworthy politician = a contradiction in terms
by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006
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Politicianed

When somebody asks you a question and you completely avoid it but make it seem like you answered their question.
Questioner:"What is your standpoint on Iran?"
Politician:"9/11 was bad."
Audience: *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Person watching at home: "Man that audience just got Politicianed"
by okayman March 1, 2012
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Politically homeless

An expression used to refer to an individual who don’t support a specific political party or ideology, but are active in politics
Terra: Diane seems to be very passionate about politics. I wonder what political party they support.
Luxord: If I’m recalling correctly, I thought they were politically homeless because I don’t ever recall them supporting any specific political party.
by Vanguard 1998 July 1, 2021
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Political opinion

An opinion that everyone needs to respect. Even if yours is different! Some people....(You know who you are.) Believe that the people with the different opinion are wrong, and this goes multiple ways, sometimes when people hear that another person has a different political opinion, they will say mean things to them, or believe that they and everyone else with that opinion is some sort of awful person.
"He has a different political opinion?!?! I'm going to kill him and everyone he loves!"
by Liwimouse April 22, 2022
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Keyboard Politician

Someone who thinks they know everything about politics and usually butts in whenever there's a political discussion brought up online, you'll find these scum on forums such as Reddit, 4chan, & on other social media such as Instagram, Facebook & Youtube.
Rob: I think Reasonable Doubt is one of the greatest albums ever that talks about the ghetto
Josh: White people caused the ghetto in the 1st place
Rob: Why the fuck are you bringing this shit up

Josh: Because what the government did was terrible
Rob: You don't even know this shit you keyboard politician
by SkkkrtSkrt July 3, 2017
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Politibait

Information to incite a response from an opposing parties point of view or bolster similar opinions. This can be anything from a comment to a social media post.
I had to reply to the post, that meme was pure politibait.
by JumpOffJoe November 5, 2016
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