Pita is a creature of unknown chaos and beauty. To encounter them is to enjoy a time of fun and relaxation. They are a person of intuition and kindness. Find them and date them.
Person 1: "Did you see Pita today?"
Person 2: "I was blinded by their fashion so I can't really see shit now"
Person 2: "I was blinded by their fashion so I can't really see shit now"
by The Wit Creature August 14, 2023
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This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.
Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."
Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.
This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.
Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."
Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.
Our standard PITA factor is 10%. But this guy seems like an ass. Let's bump up the PITA fee by 15%.
This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!
This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!
by spicy lengua July 23, 2009
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The PITA syndrome refers to a person consistently being a pain in the ass to other people. This term is occasionally used by psychologists to refer to a pattern of being consistently annoying or unpleasant.
by Duckbutt September 10, 2004
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Get the Pita Fee mug.“PITA storm is defined by Webster as: A series of pains in one’s ass that occur in a rapid and irritating sequence.” — C. Michael Close, noted horror movie director and software developer
While you won't really find PITA storm in the dictionary, this charming alternative to phrases like clusterfuck or shit hitting the fan shouldn't get you in trouble with any small children and/or Mormons that might be around — especially if they don’t know that PITA stands for pain in the ass.
While you won't really find PITA storm in the dictionary, this charming alternative to phrases like clusterfuck or shit hitting the fan shouldn't get you in trouble with any small children and/or Mormons that might be around — especially if they don’t know that PITA stands for pain in the ass.
“How many things can go wrong in one day?” complained M.F. “What a PITA storm.”
“Yep. Total clusterfuck,” agreed M.C.
“Yep. Total clusterfuck,” agreed M.C.
by b01d357 May 16, 2016
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by Airsoft Guru April 29, 2011
Get the PITA tax mug.Pitaten is an anime and manga series. Originally written by Koge-Donbo, it was adapted into an anime by Akemi Menda and Yasuko Kobayashi that was aired by TV Tokyo on April 7, 2002.
The plot focuses primarily around Misha and her attempts to become a licensed angel and Higuchi her neighbor. It is generally light humored, but the ending of both the anime and the manga was concerned with dealing with the death of loved ones.
The plot focuses primarily around Misha and her attempts to become a licensed angel and Higuchi her neighbor. It is generally light humored, but the ending of both the anime and the manga was concerned with dealing with the death of loved ones.
I love the series Pita Ten, it is so cute.
The title, 'Pita Ten' is short for 'Pitari Tenshi', which literally means 'clinging angel' in English.
The title, 'Pita Ten' is short for 'Pitari Tenshi', which literally means 'clinging angel' in English.
by Erin Moss May 2, 2006
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