pet shop boys

Absolutely INCREDIBLE two-person band, as energetic and beautiful as always.

Give Neil and Chris a medal.

Beauty is "I'm Not Scared", energy is "Yesterday, When I Was Mad".

by Binky The Doormat January 15, 2004

Pet the cat

Another name for female masturbation.

I think Betty went home to pet the cat.

by ToeKnee July 18, 2008

pet the tuba

when one rubs the taint towards the anus. This happens usually once or twice during every solstice.

While on vacation in Prague, Ralph let the little gypsy boy pet the tuba.

by Narwhal563 April 22, 2008

pet the pickle

Slang term for masturbation.

John was horny and felt the need to pet the pickle.

by djkrap May 21, 2010

Pet the Shark

"Petting the shark" refers to giving a woman a hand-job. This is due to the fact that at most aquarium shark petting tanks, they require you to pet a shark with the first and middle finger, the same two fingers used to finger your girlfriend.

Side Note: A woman's vagina also closely resembles that of a sharks brain, doubling the connotation.

Yeah, I'm totally about to pet the shark.

by smashuri November 2, 2010

pet tax

Displaying your animal companion on a video call after they are referenced, seen in the background, or seen off-camera. Paying the pet tax is common video call courtesy.

After Wesley's dog Fifi was heard borking off-camera, we all demanded he pay the pet tax and put her in his lap so we could see what a good gurl she is.

by ExitTheHandbasket July 22, 2021

pet society

An extremely addicting application on Facebook in which one creates a creepy looking, colorful virtual "pet" to play with. Games include wandering around an empty house, "visiting" friends' pets to get money, jumping the freaking jump rope, and running races. Ultimately, the goal is to gain "coins" and "pet points" so that you can buy your pet cool stuff (clothes/furniture/etc.) and raise your status to beat your friends' pets!

Oh my god, I hate my friend Lucie for telling me about Pet Society. I'm so addicted now; I have this weird looking emo panda thing to take care of and I'm engaged in fierce competition to maintain my standing against my other friends. This is such a waste of time.

by EmoPanda March 15, 2009