period shits

The frequent diarrhea that accompanies menstruation for many women. Prostaglandins are released during menstruation causing the uterus to contract and cause cramping. They also speed up the contraction of the intestines, hence large amounts of crampy, watery stool. Very similar to the hershey squirts, though period shits occur only during menstruation.

I thought I was in labor, but then I realized it was that time of the month so I went to the bathroom and had period shits.

by cjbj September 1, 2009

Percosex

To have sex for an extended period of time, unable to ejaculate due to the high amount of oxycodone in the blood stream.

I had "percosex" last night for like 3 hours.

by perck poppin October 21, 2008

period

A monthly cycle every girl goes through, which can sometimes cause, cramps, bloating, fatigue.

Stacy: is your stomach hurting?
Kayla: Yes and i feel bloated and tired.
Stacy: Well that explains the blood on your pants...
Kayla: oh shit my period is here!

by Invisiblewoman646 December 9, 2008

Period 2 hunger

The intense hunger one experiences whilst at school at the end of Period 2 (around 10.15-10.30am).

Oh no! Ive got Period 2 hunger!

by hungrykid October 19, 2008

period boner

when your tampon or pad is soaked and you don't have any extras so you stuff your underwear with tissues and it looks like a boner

oh shit I just realized I made myself a period boner

by Nothingsushere April 19, 2016

perdouchebag

1. a boy that takes girls for granted and asks to many girls for pictures and sex. 2. manwhore of grain valley, missouri

that boy was being such a perdouchebag yesterday

by wallie world February 22, 2009

period music

A very defined genre of music; similar to but noticeably distinct from tampon toe-tappers and menstrual melodies. These songs usually revolve around themes such as "beauty", "innocence", "how hard this is", "blame", and "that bastard". This type of music generally serves as a warning signal to any nearby, unsuspecting males.

Example 1) Kris: Hey, man, I just heard some serious period music coming from Laura's room.

Tyler: That time again, huh? You get the ice cream, I'll lock the doors.

Example 2) "Hey, did you hear the new Melissa Etheridge album yet?"

"No, I don't get my period until Wednesday."

by Tampon Trio February 24, 2009