Dirty PB & J

When a women sticks the index finger in the poop chute and middle finger of the same hand in the pussy during menses and then proceeds to wipe both fingers under the nose of their lover.

Scotty kept trying to fuck me during my period, so I gave him a Dirty PB & J while he slept.

by PI Pat & Sweet Ape November 4, 2007

pb&j

noun - A shart in edible underwear.

"Your mother eats far too much fiber. She did a pb&j right before I showed up last night. Man, those edibles tasted awful, but I got them down. Gotta be polite and eat what you're served!"

by methuselah perrywinkle March 20, 2010

PB&J

pb&J is the bestest pbj friend you can ever get!!! hes such a jojo nerd that he probably sings sono chino sadame everytime before he gOES to slEEP !!! HE ALSO LIKE FOOFIGHTERS AND LIKES TO YARE YARE DAZE HIS HAIR is PBJ coLors becauSE R E A S O Ns A N D JOJO. also his best friend is danny because shES THE COOLEST PERSON IN ZA WARUDO AND SHE SHOWS JOJO TO PBJ HE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL. anways pbj is epic, protect at all cost.

"PB&J! PB&J! PB&J!"
"Stop calling me that"
"No because of you're hair which looks like you smudged pbj all over it"
"fine whatever..."

by dannydanndann October 2, 2020

pb&j

a public blow job

when we got drunk krista gave jake a pb&j

by Shangri-la_Soldier July 7, 2011

PB&J

Stands for personal bowl and joint. It's used to disguise one's activities when they are trying to get high fast.

It's less commonly used for: personal bong and joint or personal blunt and joint.

mom: "Honey, what are you doing in there?"
son: "Oh, nothing, just enjoying a PB&J."

by sideso March 15, 2009

Canadian PB&J

Happens When a man, usually Canadian, kneels face down into a pillow while another man puts peanut butter and jelly in the crack of the first man's ass, then proceeds to allow a pet of choice to like it off, usually a canine of sorts.

He will be afk for the rest of the night, he's getting the ole Canadian PB&J!

by Shm00kin May 1, 2010

PB&J

An acronym for Pack a Bowl and Jam. Most often used by musicians before a jam session.

Yo! Let's PB&J!

by puttamaikaqinurmauth April 25, 2011