Toilet PB&J

When you poop on your period.

Omg Francis is making a toilet PB&J

by Lehp_71 May 25, 2021

9-way PB&J

A mind-blowing sandwich made with three rows of different nut butters spread vertically on one slice and three rows of different jellies/jams spread horizontally on the other slice. When the halves are joined, it results in an insanity-mode PB&J with NINE DIFFERENT FLAVOR COMBINATIONS!

I made my kid a 9-way PB&J for lunch today, and all the other kids bowed down to their new leader.

by finallygettingpublished September 19, 2020

Dirty PB&J

When peanut butter is smeared on a penis and jelly is applied to a woman's asshole, Followed by anal sex then a blowjob.

Girl 1: "What did you have for lunch?"
Girl 2: "My husband made me a Dirty PB&J"

by mohecan August 23, 2014

Gay PB & J

Two gay people cover themselves in Peanut Butter and Jelly. And afterwards, have oral and anal sex, mixing the Peanut Butter and Jelly on eachother body's.

"Dude, last might me and my bf went dirty and did the Gay PB & J"

by TheRandomFuckwit December 7, 2021

Fried pb&j

When a woman is on her period and has a poopy butt and you’re having mad sex and bust the vagina and butthole barrier and make a fried pb&j

Got so fucked up with Sarah last night we had a fried pb&j and had to go to the 24 emergency care center

by Isthewiz December 11, 2023

California PB & J

Avocado toasts plus peanut butter and jelly on it.

My wife loves the California PB & J I make her for breakfast.

by JJtheSpartan8 December 27, 2024

Texan PB&J Factory

The Texan PB&J Factory is a sexual move performed between 2 consenting partners. It requires immense rectal strength to properly perform. In the first stage, one partner must assume the piledriver position and point their ass directly at the roof/sky, while the other must procure at least 50 peanuts, 10 packing peanuts, 50g of butter, two slices of bread, and 500mg of jalapeño blackberry jam. The partner with the ingredients must first probe the other partner's rectum until the anus is loose enough for insertion, then lather the asshole with butter. Then, they must insert one slice of bread, followed by 250mg of jam, then packing peanuts, then regular peanuts, then 250mg of jam, then bread again. Afterwards, it must marinate inside the partner's gut for 24 hours before being shat back out, then enjoyed as a delicacy between both partners. Then they must both jerk off and eat that for dessert.

Guy A: Carl just Texan PB&J Factory'd Jessica!
Guy B: I am going to give that lousy, lowdown fucker a Glasgow Smile.
Guy C: Haha Joker!

by AaoriBoss February 20, 2026