Mess with one’s desires

When you use someone’s desires to make them feel incompetent or worthless

If you tell someone that they won’t get something they want if they’re unable to do something and it makes them feel incompetent as a result then you would, in short, mess with one’s desires

by YuOfTheNight April 28, 2020

feeding two birds with one hand

accomplishing two tasks at one time.

Craig-" I made her buy me beer, then I threw it in her can!!"
Scott-" Sweeeeeeeeeet "
Craig-" Yeah. It was like feeding two birds with one hand. "
Scott-" I like the way you live your life. "
Craig-" Thank you."

by Juan Nutt May 6, 2011

Stoning Two Birds with One Blunt

To complete two things in one action.

One solution to two problems.

Chad: Jess asked me to take her out tomorrow, but Todd is having a kick-ass party. I don't know what to do man.

Mark: Just take Jess with you to the party, duh.

Chad: That's Stoning Two Birds with One Blunt! Thanks!

by The Pimpin'est August 18, 2012

launch the rocket with one engine

When a man with one testicle is able to ejaculate.

This is the first time after my orchiectomy that I was able to launch the rocket with one engine.

by Mattcguy June 16, 2023

with one shoe on

To perform an act in an ill-prepared manner

"Let's not start this project with one shoe on."

by John Tilelli September 30, 2006

two pigs with one bird

A reference to the crazy popular smartphone game Angry Birds, this is a modern version of killing "two birds with one stone," meaning solving multiple problems with a single solution.

Friend 1: I just invented THC Beer, so now we can get drunk and high on the same substance!

Friend 2: Way to kill two pigs with one bird!

by smokina fatone August 14, 2011

the beast with one back

To relieve oneself of carnal desire while experiencing personnel shortages..
To knock one out.
To unwind the clockweights.
The unloading of crew from the submarine.
To furiously masturbate.

"What a darned inopportune time to ring me,I was getting seriously aroused at the sight of J-Lo in this flashdance knockoff music video,and was about to make the beast with one back.....Now fuck off while i av a wank.

by Rich.C June 22, 2006