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don't light my shed on fire

A response to be used when being yelled at, such as by a parent. The rough equivalent of "don't tase me bro!" An answer indicating surrender and a desire to avoid harm.
Mom: "I told you to be home by 5! How could you be late for your grandfather's birthday?!?!"
Son: "Sorry, mom! Jeez, don't light my shed on fire! I just forgot, OK?!?
by smalltowngamers July 29, 2010
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The box you get for free when the streets is on fire

Ebonics for a television set, used by Foxy Love on Drawn Together
"Drawn Together is a show on the box you get for free when the streets is on fire"
by Brett T. December 3, 2006
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On Fire

that new lloyd banks shit is on fire
by Josh April 30, 2004
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like your ass is on fire

A way to describe how you run when you are very much in a hurry to get to one place, person, or thing, or to get away from something or someone or to leave your current location.
1. "Dude you're telling me you have the beer shits? Hurry up, run like your ass is on fire, and find a poopalorium before you'll end up in the biggest embarrassment of your life!"

2. When LCpl. William alligator armed the grenade he tried to throw at a group of Iraqi insurgents and it fell six feet short of him, he knew he had to take off running like his ass was on fire to avoid being sent home in a coffin draped in his own country's flag, being injured for life, or worse, being buried like a dead animal by the insurgents he was combating with.





Mark H. UD contributer since last February.
by Mark H April 6, 2005
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Sex On Fire

A Very AMAZING kings of leon song

of there new album (L)
"yeahhh, your sex is on fire"

Boy: Omg Have You Heard Sex on Fire

Girl: Yeah Sex On Fire Is A Awsome Track Of KOL's New Album
by NikkNak ;] March 18, 2009
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I Set My Friends On Fire

The geatest fucking screamo band ever...fucking hilarious songs
What were you doing yesterday?
Listening to I Set My Friends On Fire AGAIN!
by samurai ninja bastard December 17, 2008
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scream like a chimp on fire

(UK) Noise made, normally by a woman, when in a state of sexual excitement. The sound is similar to that made by chimp when on fire.
Come upstairs love and i'll make you scream like a chimp on fire.
by Marky H May 3, 2006
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