Daily Fail

A thread posted by a troll on a message board that is anti-minority with the sole source being a link to a story in the scaremongering rag the Daily Mail (or the Daily Express or The Sun) that invariably turns out to be completely innocent and harmless.

Troll: "Muslim immigrants are eating BRITISH hamsters!!!!!! dailymail.co.uk/someshit/9454/lies"
Member: "Oh two Daily Fails in one day - well done."

by PabloDX9 August 21, 2009

Carson Daily

a)The keeper of all that is evil and wrong in the world of music.
b)The pathetic poster boy of MTV ignorance
c)the reason for the mute button

"When I grow up I want to be just like Carson Daily....homeless"

by Billy Florio April 30, 2003

Daily Bread

Early 1900s slang for a working man's daily salary.

With the amount of daily bread I make, its just enough to support my family.

by Some Guy 343 December 15, 2013

Doin’ the Daily

Taking a dump. Your daily release of the bowels.

What’s he doing in there? Oh he’s doin’ the daily.

I was late for my meeting today cause I was doin’ the daily.

by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2018

daily fabrice

It is a saying when something goes wrong or something bad happens to a certain someone or yourself.

Doctor: I'm afraid to tell you. You have canciphilaids.
You: what's that?
Doctor: cancer ciphilus and aids.
you: god damn it. Daily fabrice.

by concrete fisherman April 29, 2015

daily news

It's when you give a girl a facial and then smack her in the face with a newspaper

This stripper was cleaning out my tank so i put it on her face and then slapped her with a newspaper.

by DUboob February 3, 2005

Daily Chat

The most horrible piece of crap ever. Obama Obamacard dodo dodo stinky burger balls mountain fard arparagus Reddit stolen meme Twitter stolen meme

I got cancer because of the daily chat
I want to die

by Le Fish Person December 14, 2020