oh dear god HELP...

What a person(s) say when they are close to their demise by offending some greater being such as Chuck Norris.

terrorist one: All right get me the bomb!
terrorist two: here it is haji...wait what is that?
haji(terrorist one): no worry just some hillbilly in a ha...
(terrorist one is suddenly ripped in half)
terrorist two: who are you?
Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris
terrorist two:oh dear god HELP...

by lluzam July 09, 2009

Oh my God! A scrumble!

An exclamation you say when you see a scrumble.

I really do enjoy walki- Oh my God! A scrumble!

by ScrumbleMaster69 September 14, 2021

Oh my god Gravel

The thing you say when you're mining for diamonds, almost trip in a pool of lava, only to mine up and make an undetermined amount of gravel fall on your fragile head.

Person 1: have you got any diamonds?
Person 2: no, but i think i'm close...
*person 2 mines up*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Person 1: are you ok?
Person 2: OH MY GOD GRAVEL!

by JeepPickup October 30, 2021

oh my god gravity

what issic newton said when an apple fell on his head

*apple falls* issic:"Oh my god gravity".

by xXpsychic.moonXx October 01, 2019

oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.

Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

by Mini-Wheat October 29, 2019

Oh My God Confession

Pronounced: Ohh mah gawd con-fesh-shun.
Usually in a mocking way.

Used when someone confesses an embarassing story or detail, that is actually rather stupid and not that embarassing.

The lowest form of irony.

Also, oh my god concession, oh my god infection, oh my god perception, oh my god recession, oh my god depression, oh my god erection, and etc.

Commonly used in tween magazine Dolly.

"And then I totally realised my crush was watching!!"

"... Oh my god confession..." *who cares bitch*

by xx.Ghetto.Gal.xx March 28, 2010

'Oh My God!!!' moments

Whenever your girlfriend has a problem that you don't know about- like when she's crying for no reason and you can't stop her- your mind just blanks. Then you scream 'Oh my god!!!', and run away in terror because you don't know what to do. At all.

Girl: (crying softly) sniffle...
Guy: (looks at her in shock) Oh my god!!! (runs away screaming)
Girl: (looks up, still crying) Oh great- he still suffers from 'Oh My God!!!' moments...

by death to justin bieber February 02, 2011