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volume officer

one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.
"Hey volume officer, why don't you take your badge off for a minute and set the remote down."
by 123baseball321 March 23, 2009
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another day at the office

person 1) how was your day
person 2) ah boring, you know another day at the office
person 1) but you don't work at an office, but a warehouse
person 2) it's a new expression for "same shit, different day".
by Sexydimma December 30, 2014
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Office

A waiting room where most of us wait to die after we have completed college.
If someone works a 40 hour a week job for 40 years, they will have spent approximately 9 years of their life at work. And since so many die soon after retirement, offices are waiting rooms for people waiting to die.
by edvhou812 October 27, 2012
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Officesode

N.

Slang for an episode of the hilarious and popular NBC comedy The Office
Cat: Hey Babe did you see that Officesode last night?

Babe: Yea dude, I teared up when Jim and Pam finally said "I do"!!!
by Bambino624 February 10, 2010
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facebook official

1: hey man, are you going out with sally yet?
2: yeah, dude, it's facebook official now.
by kscar May 4, 2008
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office quarterback

a manager that is infamously known for handing off their work and other useless assignments to you that they could and should be doing themselves
The office quarterback just handed off a bunch of her assignments to me, AGAIN!
by Disgruntled_in_SJ April 2, 2011
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officechairitus

Pronounced: office-chair-itus. This is when your legs have an itchy feeling, as if you want to go and do something, instead of sitting there working.
Bob says: "I'm really bored in this office, I want to go do something".
Fred says: "Aaa, that's officechairitus".
by Jake Farr December 22, 2006
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