Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

Pretty much Call of Duty for Russians.

Эй , вы собираетесь в Counter-Strike: Global Offensive турнир в эти выходные ?

by twilight the fat wizard July 29, 2016

OFAN

"Oh fuck ass no"

My power is out again. OFAN.

by BDeck November 3, 2014

Facepalmable Offense

An act that is worthy of receiving a facepalm

Forgetting to wear clothes is such a facepalmable offense.

by tripolar92 February 14, 2009

charm offensive

characterizing an enthusiastic approach by a politician, a company to win over supporters, who were previously not in 'love' with them.

Microsoft went on a charm offensive to win over open source programmers.

by Rabia Fournier March 25, 2008

Gey cocken offen yom

Yiddish slang that translates into "go take a shit in the ocean."

"You can gey cocken offen yom if you expect me to pay $5.00 for ground beef."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?

Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? is a game created by Craig James's dad, he use to play it with him when he was young, the aim of the game is when you are in your pajamas and you were playing the game you would say
"Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" then the other person has to guess if you are showing a piece of your ball or your cock.

You take it in turns and it is a best of three.

Craig James has been playing this with his dad for 20 years and is proud to live in a large village called Milnthorpe.

Craig James was playing the daily game of Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? with his dad, craig grabbed at his crotch and said to his dad "Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" Sadly his manhood is so small his dad couldn't tell and when he grabbed his cock his dad thought it was his ball. Craig James has a micro penis.

by CraigMicroManhoodJames August 25, 2019

whiteboard offense

Drawing up basketball plays on a whiteboard that relate to relationship advice or getting someone laid

Seth is trying to get with Jasmine, we gotta get the whiteboard offense going to help him out.

by Eatmyshorts21 March 8, 2017