OWL 

Abbrev. Old White Lady

"I told her we're just OWLs at this party."

OWL by Bunker May 19, 2023

Owl 

Another word for a pedophile, usually a white one.

I can’t tell you the amount of times I’ve seen that owl staring at the elementary school kids… he’s always perched up in his nest seeing which one to take next.

Owl by Adventurer_117 September 7, 2023

Owl 

Acronym for "Old White Lady". They may look wise, but are birds of prey. With big, old, round glasses, they are looking out for youth to call the cops on.

"Quick, act unsuspecting. It's an owl!"

Owl by Dolores DeCulo January 22, 2024

OWL 

OWL: Opressed White Lady

The group of OWLs protested the equal treatment of the impoverished, ethnic women who were also at the spa.

OWL by MimiVanessa March 3, 2024

Owl 

The owl in nature is a bird that eats its prey, and vomits out what it can't digest. So then it seemingly wouldn't need to poop, but yet it still does. Calling someone else an "Owl" in context is a nicer way of explaining that the person is unnecessarily rude, aggressive, arrogant; or in other words an unnecessary asshole. It's the kind of person who is hateful not because it's been a bad day, they got barked at in the office, they stepped in cat feces, nothing is wrong. They are just rude for no apparent reason or offense. Some people are owls periodically, whilst a rare type is usually an owl, and this is the kind of person most people always avoid. The owl may be generally unfriendly, or inflict sporadic outbursts upon others.

Mike: Hey I heard you got transferred to another department, what happened?

Sarah: It's just my supervisor James, he's really good at troubleshooting but he's such an owl sometimes that I had to leave.

Mike: makes sense, after awhile the stress can't be worth it.

Owl by D_G_Kenn March 27, 2024

Owl

A personality metaphor for someone who believes they always see other people’s flaws clearly but rarely examines their own. They are quick to judge, criticize, or offer advice, yet struggle to reflect on their own behavior or accept responsibility for their mistakes. They may see themselves as wise, but true wisdom also requires humility and self-awareness.

“The Owl could point out everyone else’s mistakes, but when it came to looking at its own reflection, it always looked away.”

Owl by Wildmindspirit July 24, 2026

Owl

Highly experienced, exceptionally perceptive, and completely immune to deception or manipulation.

"Steve was too much of an old owl to be manipulated or fooled."

Owl by SteveH1980 September 12, 2026