Ookalan

One of the great gods that control Time, Space, Luck and Lightning. If you use his blessing you are granted with immense power, luck and the power to curse people. His power is now dormant in a person named Alex.

Ookalan, mind wipe.

by Ookalan December 7, 2018

OOKPTSD

Short for "out-of-kitchen post-traumatic stress disorder". Refers to the fact that women who bring home the bacon (primary breadwinners) feel a complicated mix of emotions, the result of being independent and career-oriented while also feeling guilty about not being at home and raising the family.

If she has OOKPTSD, she should just quit her job as a lawyer and raise the kids.

by andrewistheshit November 30, 2009

Ookie-Cookie

A group of (usually young teen) males gathers around in a circle and proceed to masturbate onto a cracker or cookie. The last one to ejaculate has to eat the semen-covered cookie...

Ookie-Cookie is hardly ever played for the enjoyment of the players, but is frequently used as a hazing ritual...

"Man, when I played freshman year football those varsity fuckos made us play Ookie-Cookie. Worst of all fucking Obi over there had to eat it..."

by GoofyRed April 22, 2006

ookie fist

To ejaculate on one's own fist and then punch someone in the face.

Steve: What the fuck happened last night? I can't remember a thing!
John: We got wasted as hell
Steve: Why's my face all crusty?
John: You were being a drunk asshole so i gave you a ookie fist.

by Ross Feldman April 30, 2006

ookin and buquin

Being confident and unbothered, or slaying any situation you are put in. Can also be used for getting your way or being mischievous.

Veronica is out here ookin and buquin this conversation with her ex-boyfriend’s new girl.

Stacy doesn’t need a man she stays ookin and buquin these streets.

by Gabi Croissant March 6, 2019

Ookla

Sexually transmitted disease, when you get butt fucked by the other gender

A man grabbed my butt and put his cock in me and got ookla next week

by komiisann June 15, 2023

ookulas

Any insect or arachnid that gives you a creepy crawly feeling; spider, earwig, mosquito, centipede, midges, or even hair lice, scorpion etc.

The ookulas was crawling up his leg, which made his hairs stand on end and caused a tingling feeling to go up his spine.

by Paul Treacy December 26, 2007