Running On Empty

The #2 hot new band coming up from St. Cloud, Florida.
Starring Evan Smith, Robyn Tindal, Noel, and Lane Jasmine

“Bro you listen to Running On Empty?!”
“OH HELL YEAH I LOVE RUNNING ON EMPTY”

by FrosterTheMan October 28, 2022

scoring on an empty net

Preceding to hook up with a significant other whilst this individual is extremely incapacitated, therefore surrendering the last line of defense.

After Liz was out on the town with her girlfriends, Rob went over to her house planning on scoring on an empty net.

by austin277490 January 18, 2009

War on the Emos

In 2007, a last Alliance of Geeks, Jocks and Nerds united under one single banner and started an epic crusade to rid the world of the growing menace of the evil, self-cutting emos. Their leader the people call ''The Forum Troll'' on the net, started recruiting his army. Armed with Bob Marley Music, lots of Courage, fun colouring crayons and Tears of Jews, they started hunting the emos down one by one desperatly seeking the way to destroy their menace permenantly. Fighting from the peaks of the west indies to the shores of Australia, the Crusaders found a way to destroy the Emos: It is said in the great American Idol Fan Book that to destroy the Emos, the only way is to decapitate their Queen. Since then, they have been looking for her, hunting her down to destroy her.

At the base of the mighty mount Washington, the Alliance of Jocks, Nerds and Geeks fought off the legions of Emos. Victory was near! But the power of the Emo Queen could not be beaten. The War on the Emos was almost lost...Until...

by Troll of the Forum April 11, 2007

return on effort employed

The KPi that defined whether or not a task or energy applied to it is really worth the bother.

Rebecca: “oh lord! There’s a Lion heading towards us”
Leon: “oh cripes, we should LITERALLY RUN AS FAST AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE , in order to make sure we are in front of all these other Safari tourists”
Rebecca: “er, no. It’s hot. I don’t need to be the fastest. I just need to be faster than 1 or 2 of them.
And as most of them ate lunch and I only had a date; I fancy my chances”
Leon: “oh gosh; you’re right as usual Honey - there was me always wanting to be the best at everything I do (inc. running from Lions) but actually it’s so hot, the “return on effort employed” or ROEE just isn’t there”
Rebecca: “thank the lord; finally you get it (see also 20:80).
Leon: “yes - I coined that one too”

by L30NRB August 8, 2020

come on fuck me emo boy

bruh wtf

TW!! (yes this is me actually venting!):So one time i was on discord and I was making memes and somehow some mf just came in, screamed COME ON FUCK ME EMO BOY and sent illegal images.

by Yourskoliosexualqueen December 9, 2021

Come on fuck me emo boy

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no I am not typing that again
...
fine
Come on fuck me emo boy

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

Emotional Hard-on

It's like getting excited without the hard-on.

I get an emotional hard-on whenever I hear the Rocky theme song.

by billsmashole September 30, 2009