Oklahoma

The best shithole in the US. It's cheap and super fucked up but nowhere near as bad as Arkansas, Louisiana, or Mississippi. It's a weird clusterfuck of southern, midwestern, and southwestern, although mostly southern, that somehow works just fine. People in Oklahoma, referred to as Okies or Oklahomans, or if you're cool, Oklahomies, love weed, sweet tea, country music, Jesus, football, and just redneck shit in general. The two huge major cities, Tulsa and OKC, are both shitholes, although OKC is slightly less of a shithole. Oklahoma, just like the rest of the south, has an absurdly high teen pregnancy rate and a lot of meth heads.

Oklahoma may not be great, but it's a hell of a lot better than Mississippi!

by Crapfeces December 20, 2023

oklahoma

oklahoma is a stup word, its so stup! if you sayit you will become voyoless y'knowwwwwwww. while theres also the word inev and the word tvoyo! anyway blablabal is doneeee

you are as voyoless as oklahoma

by hayidor December 2, 2024

Oklahoma

AKA: The Humid Hellscape. A place where storm chasers chase, and a place where normal residents have to deal with the horrible weather. Either it's going to be a deep freeze in December or January, or through March and May humid, hot, and convective, and through June and July or August, blistering heatwaves. I guess you could say autumn is a good month for Oklahomans, but still doesn't help with the horrible people living in the state.
Not the best place to be honest.

Storm Chaser: "dang i gotta go chase in oklahoma epic dry line setup going on in the panhandle"
Oklahoma Resident: "huh, 4th violent tornado this month"

by MartianSupremacist May 25, 2024

Oklahoma

Unreal state. Avoid at all costs

Uninformed fellow: "I want to move to Oklahoma!"
Oklahoma survivor: "No."
Informed fellow: "I see."

by Bingler 9000 June 15, 2024

Oklahoma.

Word used to demoralize and shun those who attempt jokes and no one laughs. Is made to be said out loud so everyone can laugh at that asshole who isn't funny.

salmon: im gunna drop you like 5th period spanish
mike: Oklahoma.

jj: anything said ever
everyone: oklahoma

by rizzaa May 11, 2007

Oklahoma Crimson

The color of an avetard's eyes after he takes a rip off the dab rig. This color also happens to be one of TardU's colors and it is no coincidence at all that an avetard will have the same color in his eyes. Whenever an avetard has this shade of red in his eyes, he is 100% out like a light.

Bruh, Henry hit the rig and that mf was out like a light! His eyes were Oklahoma Crimson red, he was not ready to hang.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

Oklahoma Wind

When laying in bed with your other, you fart, wait a second or two and lift the covers and drop them fast creating a rush of ass smelling wind straight to your others face.

I gave Laura Oklahoma Wind last night before she slapped me and made me sleep down stairs.

by xkfalling September 14, 2010