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Morals of an Alley Cat

To have an inexact and poorly defined ethical code; especially in matters of sexual intercourse. To be one disposed to flirting with moral taboos in the existential pursuit of survival and progression.
Roommate 1: "I should call you Moby Dick for harpooning all those whales, big papa."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"

Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."
by youngbuck69 June 27, 2024
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Lips of an Angel

An overplayed buttrock song by Hinder. Also the theme song for dudes who beat their wives and go to church.
Cummin fru-hum da whips of an annngulll!
The lips of an Angel.
by Autistic Anonymous June 16, 2025
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The Primary Word Of An Xbox Player

Me: *trying to get my friend in trouble during class* Did I hear The Primary Word Of An Xbox Player!?
Friend: No
by Tyrone Watermelon December 27, 2019
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a bit of an L

'yo dude thats a bit of an L'
by lostwasfound December 14, 2020
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with the urgency of an emergency tampon

This is a phrase that indicates a very serious situation that is on a urgent timeline - it needs to be fixed NOW
As Ally jokingly posted a manipulated image of one of her friends appearing fatter than she was on the Gram, she recalled said friend had multiple embarrassing real images of her. So, with the urgency of an emergency tampon, she removed her post and then shared a flattering image of her friend, who was named Abby btw, and tagged it "Bad Bitch!"
by von groovy July 9, 2024
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The Breath Of An Empire: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: The Breath Of An Empire: The First Juvenile Release

Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
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