nutsack johnson

1. A term given to an unsuccessful explorer who manages to discover nothing of importance during his/her career

2. An unemployed immigrant that sells refurbished laptops in order to support a costly drug habit.

1. David became the first nutsack johnson in his fleet after returning home empty handed from his Arctic expedition.

2. That nutsack johnson is going to single handedly ruin our reputation for selling quality refurbished laptops.

by zonelad August 6, 2010

korean nutsack

when one scrunches ones face so that their chin resembles a nutsack

Hey bro, youre grilling the camera too hard look at that korean nutsack

by stellasdive March 28, 2012

Nutsack Navigator

1)One who navigates the high seas of dudes in search of the elusive nutsack.

2)A homo who spends his whole time at a party trying to score some nutsack

1)Dave is such a nutsack navigator. At the party last nite all he was doing was hitting on as many guys as he could cuz he was trying to score some nutsack.

2)Stop staring at me you nutsack navigator. The gay parade is that way(points in direction away from him).

by Ryan E December 31, 2007

Nutsack god

Really sexy mommy that has humongous boobs

Nutsack god enjoys tits!!!
(shes a faggot)

by fruitykokichi September 12, 2021

NutSack Rice

The dried up cum that sits on your nut sack after you blow a steamy load of spunk into your woman and keep pounding it so it pumps out on to your nuts and dries up

I think for desert she will have some NutSack Rice.

by FittyPat April 24, 2017

glass nutsack

The “Glass Nutsack” can only be achieved by swinging ones nutsack back and forth against a sanitized glass window immensely until shards of glass penetrate the nutsack.

Father: son stop spreading your legs and stand up straight!
Son: eat my fuckin ass my shit all fucked up from doing the glass nutsack on foenom grave

by Ispankbabies October 28, 2020

Cold as Nutsack

Very cold weather, as in cold enough that you just want to shrivel up and stay inside.

-30 degrees wind-chill?! That's cold as nutsack!

by SS Cruiser December 21, 2022