nursing a semi

when a man gets half exciited. not a full boner, but he is nearly there.

Man, i was nursing a semi when that chic got out of the pool

by Trudub August 29, 2006

The Black Nurse

DATY immediately after a previous creampie

Pimp: what took you so long hoe?
Hoe: sorry that trick wanted "the black nurse"

by N8Stylo May 17, 2021

baby nurse

Term used to describe a recent graduate from a nursing program during their first year of work.

Go easy on her/him they're still a baby nurse.

by D'mor July 2, 2021

Carpet nurse

A nurse who works in administrative offices, makes rules for bedside nurses with no idea what it's really like.

"She's a carpet nurse, she'd never do hands on patient care".

by Refreshments and Narcotics July 6, 2022

School nurses

Gives you crackers to "help" with a stomach ache. Doesn't care if there are boys around, will ask u if you are on ur period, Overall shit.

school nurses =lazy bitch

by Luh Tia March 15, 2020

nurse

An exclamatory adjective used when something is fantastic. Synonyms include: Nice, Sweet, Gnarly, Great, Cool, Bitchin', Fantastic, Sick, etc.

Peed on it. It's negative.

Nurse.

by darkmatteriii June 4, 2016

nursing home

a place where people go to die

Bill: I am about to die so I paid $10,000 to live in a nursing home.
Nils: You Special Special boy!

by HeRR! January 4, 2004