sassy num nums

a euphemism for sexual intercourse, popularized by the web series Bravest Warriors

"oh we're about to have all sorts of sassy num nums"

by pookymane June 2, 2021

numptey

someone who is stupid/foolish yet thinks that they are correct in what they are saying or doing.

"4+4 = 10"
"no its not you numptey"

by brownspoon May 18, 2006

numpty

Numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of Scotland football grounds, many many years ago. A player who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel would be a f***ing numpty.

"Awww Jimmy you f************ing numpty!! You couldnae score wi' ma' sister!"

by Owen January 2, 2004

numse

numse is the danish word for butt

person 1: dude look at her numse!

person 2: holy moly she have a nice numse!

by yemøm November 5, 2014

numspeak

7h3 5u65717u710n 0f num63r5 f0r l3773r5, 45 1n 7h15 53n73nc3. The difference between numspeak and 1337speak is that numspeak simply involves substituting numbers for letters in otherwise gramatically correct english, whereas 1337speak also incorporates lots of internet slang terminology.

1337speak: 0MFG! U ju57 g07 pwn3d by my h34d5h07! 1 4m 73h 13377357 h3x0r 1n t3h w0r1d!

numspeak: 1ncr3d1613! 1 ju57 k1113d y0u 6y pr0j3c71ng 4 6u1137 7hr0ugh y0ur h34d w17h my gun! 1 4m f41r1y g00d 47 7h15 g4m3!

by Makana McDonald January 9, 2006

Numpty

Someone who confidently asserts themselves towards a false truth in the presence of others. Even when the rest of the people there know that they are completely wrong.

Given the choice of a shovel or a ladder to get out of a hole, they have dug themselves, a numpty would confidently choose the shovel!

by Marc Hone April 9, 2006

Num Nums

Food,Snack anything that is pleasing to ones mouth.

Scotty- Dude im hungry
Pedro- Yea for real, lets get some serious num nums

by qu1ckdr4w February 19, 2008