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I for one prefer erotic barbershop as opposed to thug hunters because thug hunters lacks the authenticity whereas erotic barbershop is actually a bunch of thugs just having fun - it’s like what you’d do with your homies if there was no societal boundaries that would label you as “gay”. Of course, if you did what they’re doing, yes, it would be gay, but something is off about this. Something isn’t gay about this. They’re just a bunch of dudes giving fire ass fades and sucking each other off. Sometimes a handjob after the haircut. Good lord can you imagine how nice it would be to get sucked off by your barber right after he lines you up.

See, thug hunters lacks authenticity. Yes yes, we have classics like Sean Xavier, and while epic, they’re too funny — they’re too much of an act, and quite frankly, it just lacks the genuine part that is erotic barbershop. They don’t need lines, scripts, or pretending not to like it. The fellas actually enjoy the time they spend together in the shop getting their cut
by Sol omnia regit March 15, 2022
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nude skiing

The act of sitting in a dark room naked and giving hand jobs to your left and right.
Did you hear about Jodie? Apparently she wants to go nude skiing with Lewis and Ege!
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Nude Book

A pornographic magazine typically with photographic images of naked ladies found new on the top shelf of newsagents managed by broad minded retailers or found second hand in waste ground. Phrase was mostly used by teenage boys in 1980s when speaking of said genre of magazine or also be used as a term to chastise their friends. The term is of Glaswegian origin and perhaps used exclusively in Scotland.
Hey you, ya nude book, what time is detention?
Hey geeza shot of that nude book that you found doon the park!
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Nude Punin

Female not wearing underwear (poo-nin)
Hey, Danelle, it's so hot I'm nude punin; who needs underwear on a day like this?
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Discount Nudes

Not real nudes

Discount nudes are pictures of things most people wouldn't expect to be defined as nudes.

Examples of discount nudes include pictures of legs, thighs, arms, ankles, etc.
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nudes etiquette

A) Responding with a text saying you liked the nudes even if you did not.
B)Replying with nudes if it's between you and someone you like / love.
Clarissa: I sent Jared my nudes and he did not reply. The jerk.
Lisa: He totally violated nudes etiquette 101. He does not deserve your nudes.
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Nudes day

On April 17 through 19 is nudes day, either your boyfriend or girlfriend sends you nudes of themselves on ft or a picture on snap or Instagram
Nudes day is a wonderful holiday
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