by oosgoose station December 30, 2013
A lesser included offense of cock blocking. Douche Nozzling occurs where one guy is trying to score with a girl and then another guy comes along and tries to get in her pants, i.e., vagina, like that of an actual douche nozzle. The mindset of the douche nozzler is different from that of a cock blocker, as the douche only kind of knows the other guy would have sex with the girl but has not yet made it known that he has made a "claim", so to speak.
by Lawyering May 15, 2015
A nozzle used in quiet the same manner as a douchbag nozzle, but not the same. Please refer to douchbag nozzle for examples.
Shanna is shithead nozzle......
by Douchbag nozzle December 06, 2011
It is a highly contractable std, much akin to herpesyphilaids.
Is most often found in a Libbo port, near military bases or airport strip clubs, but is available anywhere.
Can be contracted from any form of sexual contact, from a high-five to an orgy.
Is most often found in a Libbo port, near military bases or airport strip clubs, but is available anywhere.
Can be contracted from any form of sexual contact, from a high-five to an orgy.
Guy 1: dude I just got a high five for $10.
Guy 2: careful man that bitch will give you Nozzle Dozzle.
Guy 1: naw man, she's better than that, she has a heart of gold.
Guy 2: She might be a hooker with a heart of gold, but she has a vag of STD's.
Hooker: You have a vag of STD's.
Guy 2: careful man that bitch will give you Nozzle Dozzle.
Guy 1: naw man, she's better than that, she has a heart of gold.
Guy 2: She might be a hooker with a heart of gold, but she has a vag of STD's.
Hooker: You have a vag of STD's.
by generalee72 April 10, 2013
A baseball cap with a straight brim, usually adorned with price tags or removable stickers. Often worn by skinny Caucasian males in the hopes they will be mistaken for African American males.
by DoktorWhoTwo January 30, 2014
by whatshappeninpizzimp January 21, 2019
wherein, a man rams his penis into the back of a woman's throat as he ejaculates causing cum to come out the woman's nose.
by aj phelps March 29, 2004