North Dakota

North Dakota, the land of no trees but a lot of bees! What isn't there to love! Oh yeah everything.

Tom : Yo wanna go to North Dakota?
Kyle : NO!

by Brad67ley July 21, 2025

North Dakota Drive-by

When a group of friends fill up a water gun with their semen and proceed to spray it at pedestrians while driving by.

My cousin got hit with the North Dakota Drive-by last week.

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

North Dakota

The best place to live……sometimes

North Dakota is cold.

by IsaacLloyd033 May 12, 2022

North Dakota Tea Time

The act of pouring scolding hot tea into a woman's vagina or anus and drinking it.

Marshall: Dude I gave Janet a North Dakota Tea Time last night
Chris: That's disgusting

by CaptainIceman December 22, 2015

North Dakota Roadrunner

The act of picking up a male hitchhiker, killing them, raping them, chopping of the head and using it as an oral sex toy. Then sucking the fluid out of the deceased butthole. Then running away on foot.

The police couldn’t find the horny local on a North Dakota Roadrunner spree.

by Kole Fitzcharleson July 27, 2025

North Dakota Snow Owl

Obtaining the drug Cocaine and pouring the powder into a Butthole. Once the powder is in the butthole allow someone to proceed to snort it from butthole. As the person or persons get close to snorting, FART. Covering the person or persons face with the cocaine. When they open their eyes after being covered they will now take the appearance of a North Dakota Snow Owl.

Bro.. you want a North Dakota Snow Owl??

by Seth Schuerings December 30, 2023

North Dakota Oil Drilling

When your doing anal with a girl and shit starts spuing out of her asshole

"Yesterday when I was fucking Sarah I went North Dakota Oil Drilling."

by Big Poppy G May 8, 2017