cuck norris

1. The opposite of chuck Norris

2. a higher level of cuckold never thought obtainable.. until now

*a lonesome cuck walks into a bar*
random guy: why hello cuck Norris. aint you in the wrong place?

by big blue foe March 28, 2018

Chuck Norris

When a women refuses to have sex with you, you round-house kick the bitch upside the head. You then proceed to have sex with her unconscious body.

Dude i put Bonnie in the hospital by giving her the chuck norris. I made up for it by buying her the whole first season of Walker Texas Ranger.

by schlogden February 19, 2008

chuck norris

Chuck Norris is a very talented actress.
Being called Chuck Norris is definently a compliment.

0/\/\f9 n041o u m_mMa 1z 7e}-{ Chuck Norris 4i97!!

by i <3 chuck! March 21, 2003

chuck norris

A person that has been given way to much credit, and who has atracted the eyes of many faggots out there! They talk so much abot him, that i think that there is a Chuck Norris bible out there some where! Chuck norris goes by 3 known names...

-Chuck Norris (obviously)
-Walker (comma) Texas Ranger
-God

Hey, how many people did Chuck norris killed this episode? 50? 60?

by Jordan IV of the dark warrior of the northern seas of all hate and evil August 2, 2006

Lando Norris

The most gorgeous human being on the planet
the definition of perfect

lando norris is perfection

by hari bolsac June 21, 2021

Chuck Norris

Urban Dictionary can't define Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris defines Urban Dictionary.

Chuck Norris killed two stones with only one bird.

by Noam The CS Teacher November 15, 2017

chuck norris

Justin Bieber's hero, also known as the person who can roundhouse kick anyone in the face if they don't support Biebs.

RANDOM CHUCK NORRIS MOMENT: Chuck Norris doesn't buy My World because he already has a world of his own.. but that doesn't mean you shouldn't..

by BeliebersAreAmazing April 3, 2010