Norfolk

A county of England situated on the eastern coast. (It is the northern half of the 'hump').
Notable in particular for the person who inhabit this surprisngly backward place - compared to the rest of UK. Many dwellers seem to partake in activities others would consider inappropriate such as inbreeding and beastiality. Because of this the offspring of such folk are mentally retarded, with their accents sounding gibberish.
Also to note is the abundance of persons who have webbed feet or extra fingers to traverse the swampy area known as 'The Wash'.
Care should be taken when entering this land or interacting with the people.

Person A: Do you fancy taking a trip to Norfolk today?
Person B: Hell no! It's full of inbred weirdo's!

Person C: How are you today?
Norfolk person: Oi bey goode lad oi've jast bin seeing to moi annimaals...

by Simon Young March 22, 2008

Flag

Get the Norfolk mug.

nurffle

a low level runescape player that acts childish and bothers highlevel players

your are such a pathetic little nurffle

by NURKA` March 26, 2008

Flag

Get the nurffle mug.

Norfolk Academy

"Norfolk Academy is an independent co-educational day school in Norfolk, Virginia. Chartered in 1728, it is the oldest secondary school in Virginia and the eighth oldest in the United States. In 1966, Norfolk Academy merged with Country Day School for Girls in Virginia Beach, Virginia to create the current co-educational school. The school fosters competitive sports, competing in the Tidewater Conference of Independent Schools (TCIS). Males compete in the Virginia Preparatory League (VPL) and females in the League of Independent Schools (LIS)." The school population is largely white Christians, although there is a good percentage of Jewish students, as well as African Americans, and other minority races. Half of the graduating class are 12 year survivors, studying at the school from 1st to 12th grade. Usually the school gets a bad rap for being spoiled and full of themselves. This may be the case for a student or two, but isn't true at every school? I encourage you not to judge the whole school by the actions of a small percentage, and a great deal of the students take pride in the schools honor code, and the academic excellence and strength of character that the school boasts.

1st person: Norfolk Academy kids buy their way into college. The only reason I didn't get into that college is because (insert foolish excuse).
2nd person: No, the reason you didn't get into that college is because you slack off. Academy kids are the cream of the cop academically, and work their buts off.

by a243n3 May 2, 2013

Flag

Get the Norfolk Academy mug.

Norfolk

A rather small city in southeastern Virginia. Technically an island, but not really. Home to the largest navy base in the world. Has too many enlisted people running around. Roads suck, VDOT sucks, Virginia Dominion sucks, what else do you need to know?

girl: I live in Norfolk.
guy: really?
girl: ya, it's kick-ass.
guy: I heard that it's impossible to go anywhere between 4 and 6.
girl: your point is?

by sammo_00 December 17, 2004

Flag

Get the Norfolk mug.

norfolk

A town in Virginia, north of Virginia Beach, south of Hampton. Has the sweetest Navy Base ever, and has manatee statues everywhere. It's just a kickass town.

there is none like norfolk, no examples.

by kelseypooo April 8, 2008

Flag