nigger noon

5pm is known as "nigger noon"

Tyrone is so lazy that he just showed up to work and it's already 5pm!

Ya but to him it's just "nigger noon"

by atsix February 25, 2011

high noon

When you walk into your sleeping girlfriends bedroom while masturbating furiously, and you say "it's high noon" before you cum on her face.

"I want to do a "High noon" for my girlfriend", "I want to surprise my girlfriend with a "High noon""

by edgarcowboy March 24, 2017

slanghigh noon

The act of whacking or having your slang(weiner) whacked why under the influence of weed. It helps if jackie chan is there even if hes not involved in the beating of your slang. Its just nice to have an authentic asain around the slanghighnoon because they add to the orientle atmosphere and the smell like springrolls which everybody loves.

Hey theres jackie chan, lets invite him to our slanghigh noon sesion to do some karate around our dutch rutter

by SLANG MAN WANTS YOUR BABY DICK July 30, 2010

Noon-thirty

A dumbass term for 12:30 pm that was made up for no goddamn reason.

"I swear to God if you say it's Noon-thirty one more time I'm gonna rip your spine out of your anus"

by Nugs-Not-Drugs June 23, 2017

Noon-Poon

Poon captured at noon. Also see Nooner.

I got some serious noon-poon at lunch today. Life is a glorious thing

by Zeke Hambone April 1, 2007

Noon Menj

A footballer whose name is actually spelt, Nuno Mendes. Noon Menj is how Nuno Mendes is pronounced.

Oh look! Noon Menj is on the ball!!!!!!!

by Bao Bunda!!!! November 16, 2021

Noon Thirty

When you're trying to say 12:30 PM without explaining that you're talking about the afternoon, not the morning.

A: When is it due?
B: Twelve Thirty.

A: AM or PM?
B: PM, duh.
A: Well, why didn't you just say 'noon thirty?'

by jerryjonesmothafucka November 24, 2016