An award given to someone for creating something or doing something that is considered, well, a piece of shit!
Me: Look at this cool picture I drew!
John: It looks like it's worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize!
Me: What do you mean?
John: Well obviously it's a piece of shit picture. It looks like a box with wheels and WTF is up with the window pane?
Me: You fucking whore, it's a car. You don't have to make fun of my lack of artistic ability.
John: Who in the fucking fuck draws a car with a window pane? You're a dumbass!
Me: Well I do. Do you have a problem with it?
John: Well yes I do.
Me: Go fuck yourself John! You deserve a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize for being the biggest piece of shit person to ever exist!
John: Okay that may be true, but Creed is more worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize than me.
Me: That is so true! Creed is the biggest piece of shit band EVER!!!!!!!!!
John: It looks like it's worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize!
Me: What do you mean?
John: Well obviously it's a piece of shit picture. It looks like a box with wheels and WTF is up with the window pane?
Me: You fucking whore, it's a car. You don't have to make fun of my lack of artistic ability.
John: Who in the fucking fuck draws a car with a window pane? You're a dumbass!
Me: Well I do. Do you have a problem with it?
John: Well yes I do.
Me: Go fuck yourself John! You deserve a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize for being the biggest piece of shit person to ever exist!
John: Okay that may be true, but Creed is more worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize than me.
Me: That is so true! Creed is the biggest piece of shit band EVER!!!!!!!!!
by lucyslking May 24, 2010
Get the Nobel Piece of Shit Prize mug.A Noble is another word for a person who is of the opinion that they are better than others at one particular thing.
A Noble always blames his/her own misdoings on other people so not to lose out on anything.
A Noble is very hard to understand, as one may be a Noble's best friend one day and be called names the next.
A Noble also thinks he/she is the best at CoD:MW2.
A Noble always blames his/her own misdoings on other people so not to lose out on anything.
A Noble is very hard to understand, as one may be a Noble's best friend one day and be called names the next.
A Noble also thinks he/she is the best at CoD:MW2.
Guy: Hey Noble, like that kill?
Noble: NO IT WAS TERRIBLE, I'D DO BETTER, ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT ME!
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Noble: Hey Man!
Guy: Hi, Noble.
*next day*
Guy 2: Hey Noble, I saw you with Guy 1 yesterday!
Noble: Yeah, He's a Dickhead
Noble: NO IT WAS TERRIBLE, I'D DO BETTER, ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT ME!
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Noble: Hey Man!
Guy: Hi, Noble.
*next day*
Guy 2: Hey Noble, I saw you with Guy 1 yesterday!
Noble: Yeah, He's a Dickhead
by The_Mezz_Man May 21, 2010
Get the Noble mug.A shitty town where the jocks are stuck up and think they are everything that they're not, and the football team loses because the jocks think they're better than each other. The girls are fugly and most of them are sluts, and the school has the highest pregnancy rate of the county and they make anyone that isn't a football player an outcast.
Guy: You guys are such fucking dorks, football is the best sport ever no ones better than me
Girl: Oh my god, that guy is sooo hot, he plays football!
Normal student: God noble is such a shitty town, the team sucks and the jocks are asshole
Normal Student 2: Yeah so true dude. Sick and tired of Noble.
Girl: Oh my god, that guy is sooo hot, he plays football!
Normal student: God noble is such a shitty town, the team sucks and the jocks are asshole
Normal Student 2: Yeah so true dude. Sick and tired of Noble.
by PrincipleAsshat January 7, 2011
Get the Noble mug.I can't wait to go to Erica's house tonight, she's making a Nebulone with mashed potatoes and green beans!!!!!
by Burgundy March 23, 2010
Get the Nebulone mug.1. A large worthless body mass capable of an undeserved power trip, belittling more important beings
by Norbes December 5, 2009
Get the Nobles mug.So, you want me to be your outerfriend; are you sure (why) you are clear on that, or are you just sending me so sort of nebulous sexual message?
by Guido1 November 16, 2010
Get the nebulous mug.1: Satan's asshole, usually only to employees.
2: A place for insane individuals with foot fetishes and drooling problems to congregate.
3: A store that quickly turns genuinely nice employees into miserable bastards due to horrible pay, horrible management, and that god awful "do you have a membership?" question.
4: Evidently a library since, more often than not, customers don't actually BUY books.
2: A place for insane individuals with foot fetishes and drooling problems to congregate.
3: A store that quickly turns genuinely nice employees into miserable bastards due to horrible pay, horrible management, and that god awful "do you have a membership?" question.
4: Evidently a library since, more often than not, customers don't actually BUY books.
"Excuse me, how do I borrow books?"
"You don't. This is Barnes and Noble. Go to the library down the block."
"Where's your manager?"
"That's a good question. I haven't seen them myself for the past 4 hours."
"I really like feet. What would I have to do to get you to show me your feet??!"
"You don't. This is Barnes and Noble. Go to the library down the block."
"Where's your manager?"
"That's a good question. I haven't seen them myself for the past 4 hours."
"I really like feet. What would I have to do to get you to show me your feet??!"
by frikkafrikkaREMIX March 16, 2009
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